Don’t hate what you don’t understand

Dont get to excited ..

this post aint that good..

We were just bored..and decided it was a good time delete some right clicked images to free up some space on this outdated stand alone...

Twelve month ago this rotten old fuck woulda torn this thing to shreds..But ya know I sat there staring long and hard..not just bout the bike but the mind behind the creator...Some artist paint..some artist weld..some mold stuff outta clay..and others outta out dated equipment..this is on rig id ride before i slung a turd at it..

Now this on the other hand...doesnt do a dam thing for lift off..

but i assume it costs more than i could afford anyway..

Hey..I like this too..

looks comfy..

Im sure it wouldnt carve the blue groove to well 

but it looks like fun..

i cant tell if this clunkin meets modern era equipment..or some new custom frame trying to create a new shtick...I love the green hue..id pay more than the cost of the next cool gravel race..to try and wheelie this bitch around my block..

You know one this fools life rules..he dont ride anything with pedals, unless it has handlebars on it..

But just like man buns on the TMS Instagram account if you ever see a fuckin unicycle on this shit hole again..

flag it as completely  fuckin moronic...

Ok..I saved the best for last..

Everyone needs a KOM..

everyone wants to be cool..

Everyone wants likes..

But this bike makes about as much sense as putting a suspension stem on a crit inspired bike..

Im not hating the creator, 

but more the game...

The wonderful world of Evil-bay has opened a can of worms for the artists of the alternative set to manipulate and create the ride of there desires..

and you sit with that chagrin that like im lying...

UNO somewhere out there ..its lurking on some sunny bike path..

Just sit there..and stare at it...