The world according to TMS

1 Missy Giove

yo Nerds..the scene hasnt scene style since this gal went up the creek..and came back..

2 beating cancer

In this time of times..its still possible to dream..

have hope..cuz good things still happen..dont hate the yellow wrist band cuz of the maker..this little rubber band was a huge inspo for the Fonzes loved one..

3 DI2 33K and no adjustments

Ok..its still wired..

but like most Shimano parts its made to last..

that is until they run outta parts to fix the old relics...

then its adios...

4 embro

nothing that sweet feeling of those legs ready to shred after a quick rub down with some

hopefully you nerds will get a chance to feel those feels again..

5 properly designed course without turns every 50 yards

doesnt have to look like the creepy maze from that movie where that family was shut into the mountain top resort...some its not a game of skill every weekend..

flowin aint so bad..

6. psi on 33m tires lower than 24

Im old enuf to remember when 34 psi was low..WOA..

7 Cook County "PinBall Playboy"

do yourself a favor and grab that special gal, turn the lights down low and the chill..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UTmVXMWk2k

8 euro cross team kits

AYY...from the time of Bart, To JP..to the current slew of kits 

the euros do it better...

9 winning national titles

winning a title is one thing.

wearing it the right way is another..

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy

10 winning from a field sprint

a feeling unlike any other..cept maybe winning solo..but still winning a field sprint and defying death to do it is pretty awesome 

11 winning a race out sprinting your breakaway companions

taking down the win against the final group of 4 or 5 guys..is almost as small bikes

12 small bikes

why??

 cuz have ever scene a bike bigger than 56cm look kick ass??

13 snoopy

the king of cool...

14 Tailwinds

only if you earned it...

15 tall socks

if your still wearing ankle socks and riding a bike..

kindly please leave this site right now..

there is nothing cool about old worn socks..honestly nerds..they dont cost that much and probably good for about a dozen washes..

upgrade often 

Be cool..

and dont be so serous..it doesn't wear well on your complexion...