1. Any Seltzer liquor beverage..seems just like another trendy thing to do...
2. Smoking anything..inhaling shit into your lungs just doesn't seem like a swell idea
3. Getting angry over shit you cant control...fuc it..aint your fault
4. not liking animals...never trust anyone that doesnt like animals nuf said
5. masturbating..fuc it.............. its your use it..and who cares if god says no.. 
6. wine coolers,,,see number one
7. eating out...used to be a fan..now seems like a big waste of money..unless someone else is buying
8. Buying bottled water..unless you live in a third world poverty stricken nation ..drink from the tap and save the coral reefs for god dam sake
9. Buying greeting card..absurd waste of money..
10. not liking pizza...see a doctor..your in need of some help
11. not liking coffee see above
12. Covid is on the rise few care
13. Racing still exist..just ask the Black-Ace ...
14. 2021 bikes are already sold out...
15. Less than 3% of the new road bikes will still use rim brakes
16. RIP...old friend
17. WaterMoo week..Nic and the boys deserve more credit for this one
18. East Siders infiltrate the Gratten domain 
19. Moving over in a bunch sprint..not a good idea
20. filling fake tits with helium...seems legit
21. Its a buyers market for rim brake wheels
22. Zwift doping on the rise..
23. Go-tell a friend
24. driven by achievements obsessed with results..
25. fuc-off
26. Strava-Turds we all are one stop kidding yourself
27. NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe