Maybe you were that teen that pedaled your Thunder Road bike around the block multi times a day to see if Susie rotten crotch was sunning by the pool...?
You might of been that guy that ruffled through your college roommates dresser drawers back in the day...
You quite possibly at this moment are digging through old friends and girlfriends social media archives....
And if any of these above qualities apply to you...
you my friend...may be a Strava Turd..
Why? You ask...
Well all of theses have the solid foundation of creating a turd so greasy and soo smelly..
.that not even a fly could enjoy dinning on..
But Why......... you keep asking........................
Why the riddles Jeff?
Well friend...if you are soo completely bankrupt that you have to set out on the quest of segment stalking an individual..you are a complete Strava Turd
And in-fact if you should happen to lose a precocious segment..and feel compelled to run out the next day to gain the KOM back...you are Super Strava Turd...
Enjoy and wear the crown with pride...
1 comment:
Seems that a bunch of Base Media people are obsessed with Strava segments. And theres a new guy - a rower, nice enough and strong, but the second he got a base media kit,he's shooting his mouth off in group rides even though he rides like a rookie and doesn't know shit.
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