1. Friday... are cool...if you dont work weekends..then they are just like Tuesdays
2. Friday... are pre-race for some
3. Friday...might be your birthdays favorite day
4. Friday..is for high school football
5. Friday..is casual
6. Friday..could be a wrest day
7. Friday...could be the day you get out of jail
8. Friday..is the last day of school for the week
9. Friday..workin from home
10. Friday..a travel day
11. Friday..pizza day
12. Friday..bike maintenance day
13. Friday..remind a friend there cool day
14. Friday..the third day of the week to pick up the dog poop day
15. Friday..is pay day
16. Friday the 13th 1970 Black Sabbath first album debuts
17. Friday..September 1989 you got Super Mario
18. Friday..October 1989 a mini stock market crash
19. Friday..employee productivity level is at a all time low..
20. Friday..May 18th 2012 the first edition of this shitty column appears on TMS..