Tuesday, September 01, 2020

You Might Be A Strava Turd..



 Well..Golly Jeez that was a quick tour of duty..but unfortunately my time has ended here and i must take my shtick somewhere else..who knows..maybe ill be asked back in the future to waste some more of your time here............I truly hope all of you were not offended by my opinionated Strava-turd beliefs...

In all honesty everyone is guilty of being a little Stinky...its part of being who you are..

Case rider randomly polled...



No photos..maybe

The hiding of numbers..um no...never

Crying over the cost...of course

Stalking..ok ok ok...sometimes

plowing through segments in your car............fuckin no way man

Your warm ups..cool downs..etc...rarely

KOMn your segments or KOMS...often

Joining every group.....UH NOPE

Refusing to follow...perhaps

Ridiculous segments..................uh no

Not naming your rides...never

Not liking friends rides..maybe

See what i like about you..honesty...its a great quality in life..and being able to twist up grin and laugh at this part of your life that holds absolutely no significance in your place in this world..can be very full filling

 Thank you again..for entertaining me..

Regards 

Jeff W Foxworthy

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