1. Be honest...be loyal
2. Your not the sole person in this world that wants there dick sucked..some time u gotta suck
3. 3 hrs the optimal ride time
4. Flat bar gravel rigs are underrated 
5. Pepperoni is still the best pie topping 
6. Black Sabbath videos are the only videos on YouTube that don’t get interrupted by that long hair asshole selling soap...
7. Don’t believe...watch...
8. And Metallica must be soo hard to stomach that fuck head interrupts every video
9. Never discredit how far you have come........
10. Light weight long sleeve, and shorts  Perfect combination 
11. Read more..swipe less
12. But if you must swipe...like more
13. Public service announcement. Wipe front to back..
14. The line at Timmy Hortons is soo long at 7:12 am you with think they were giving away free head...
15. shut up man............