- Those Hollywood showers
- The most unassuming Metal head ever
- Ran over an elderly woman, and quite possibly killed her
- Gave up 3 months of his life inhaling automobile fumes motor pacing for 100 miles
- Nearly died at the Mike Cool memorial race
- Been known to eat the Chief Boyardee ravioli food service size cold out of a can...
- Backed over the The Black-Aces carbon wheel in Quebec
- Climbed inside a Ice cooler on one hot steamy ride
- That thing he does to warm up..uno kicking his leg...etc
- Those self massaging moments after a long ride
- Has weak a bladder
- Crashed by himself at the Hines park State Time trial...
- In the mud....
- Roadied for the Rollins band..
- Ate 25 Krystal burgers in one sitting..
- And later 17 Kryspy cremes
- Gave a up a win at Cedar Creek RR just to stop and pee.....see weak bladder!!!
- Still has yet to push Tyler Hamilton off his bike
- His bachelor party nearly broke the Pony, and the Evil-Dude
- The first have custom Michelin Dugast...
- Can’t ride no handed
- After partied with Jewel
- Drank a gallon of pickle juice the night before an 8 hour endurance mountain bike race
- Spent 45 minutes the morning before the race camped out in a porta-John..
- Leadville buckle winner
- Nearly died getting it
- Ran two ass Holes off into a ditch on the way to a CX race for some hair brain shoulder move
- Carries three coolers in his car at all times
- Was a fat guy getting lapped at CX races one year...
- Next year got skinny..started winning
- Likes dogs
- Forgoes the burger and onion rings the night before the Six gap century..orders rattlesnake pasta instead
- Spends the wrest of the evening camped out on the toilet
- Sent an over weight dog to the urgent care after hitting it bombing a decent at 30 mph
- Has a bike with 7k paint job
- Will never ever use Specialzed branded products ever again..
- Has scene more concerts than the Joe Louis arena
- Had his own podcast about metal
- Has a thing for chicks with big noses
- His CD collection is unrivaled
- Ran Mektronic
- Once ordered 15 dollars worth of Taco Bell grub
- "....in 1998
- Played Hockey almost as good as he rode
- Carries enough food and water on any ride to feed a fourth grade class for a week...
- Carried a 50$ bill on a ride once
- lost it bombing a decent
- Has the cleanest bikes ever
- Keeps his insurance company happy every year..
- never known to half wheel...
- etc...
Friday, October 30, 2020
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