1. Those Hollywood showers
2. The most unassuming Metal head ever 
3. Ran over an elderly woman, and quite possibly killed her
4. Gave up 3 months of his life inhaling automobile fumes motor pacing for 100 miles 
5. Nearly died at the Mike Cool memorial race
6. Been known to eat the Chief Boyardee ravioli food service size cold out of a can... 
7. Backed over the The Black-Aces carbon wheel in Quebec 
8. Climbed inside a Ice cooler on one hot steamy ride
9. That thing he does to warm up..uno kicking his leg...etc
10. Those self massaging moments after a long ride
11. Has weak a bladder
12. Crashed by himself at the Hines park State Time trial...
13. In the mud....
14. Roadied for the Rollins band..
15. Ate 25 Krystal burgers in one sitting..
16. And later 17 Kryspy cremes 
17. Gave a up a win  at Cedar Creek RR just to stop and pee.....see weak bladder!!!
18. Still has yet to push Tyler Hamilton off his bike
19. His bachelor party nearly broke the Pony, and the Evil-Dude
20. The first have custom Michelin Dugast...
21. Can’t ride no handed
22. After partied with Jewel
23. Drank a gallon of pickle juice the night before an 8 hour endurance mountain bike race
24. Spent 45 minutes the morning before the race camped out  in a porta-John..
25. Leadville buckle winner
26. Nearly died getting it
27. Ran two ass Holes  off into a ditch on the way to a CX race for some hair brain shoulder move
28. Carries three coolers in his car at all times
29. Was a fat guy getting lapped at CX races one year...
30. Next year got skinny..started winning
31. Likes dogs
32. Forgoes the burger and onion rings the night before the Six gap century..orders rattlesnake pasta instead
33. Spends the wrest of the evening camped out on the toilet
34. Sent an over weight dog to the urgent care after hitting it bombing a decent at 30 mph
35. Has a bike with 7k paint job
36. Will never ever use Specialzed branded products ever again..
37.  Has scene more concerts than the Joe Louis arena 
38. Had his own podcast about metal
39. Has a thing for chicks with big noses
40. His CD collection is unrivaled 
41. Ran Mektronic
42. Once ordered 15 dollars worth of Taco Bell grub
43. "....in 1998
44. Played Hockey almost as good as he rode
45. Carries enough food and water on any ride to feed a fourth grade class for a week...
46. Carried a 50$ bill on a ride once
47. lost it bombing a decent
48. Has the cleanest bikes ever
49. Keeps his insurance company happy every year..
50. never known to half wheel...
51. etc...