1. You got the big $ job
2. Your lazy and training is for the schleps
3. Your tired of getting dropped by your buddies
4. Your succumbed to the fact your never going to be a pro
5. You got one of everything else
6. You hate Jason Aric Jones
7. Its the spouses 
8. Your a Strava turd
9. Your disability's dictated it 
10. You gained weight
11. If its ok for the UCI its ok for you
12. Your an old Moto crosser
13. You want to be on top  the next greatest and cool thing...
14. Your coach told you should get one, and use it on easy days only because it will help you stay disciplined 
15. Your a test pilot

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