1. we start the year with new found hope
2. becoming a cat 1 social media artist is now easier than getting your usac upgrade
3. Everwresting is now the buzz
4. SIMONSTER holds a party on Jan 26 and invites everyone
5. Gravel racing is now the most loved discipline of cycling
6. Alma GP is promoting its CX race by mid January 
7. Base Media picks up the Pony
8. Luke Mullis is on a new team
9. And is the size of an upright Freezer
10. The Calendar gets slammed with gravel rides, races, and orgy's every weekend 
11. Zwift racing is now gaining steam
12. The Scene gets a podcast from some mid pack fellas
13. TMS still cant write
14. dropper posts not grace everything from gravel bikes to balance bikes
15. USA pros jump ship for all day riding around gravel encrusted farm roads
16. They make special clothes for ring zwift
17. Shimano closes a factory down for three months in mid March
18. Walker is on 10k death march in his basement 
19. Base Media picks up Kyle MacDermaid
20. Neil Peart passes
21. Velo News orders a cease and desist order to The michiganscene in early march
22. Breakfast with Mike Brady looked incredible 
23. grumbling of some kinda flu might be coming
24. Base Media picks up Paul DelGiudice
25. Tame winter for the most part
26. KIDA is not a fan of that Everresting thing 
27. Kobe dies
28. TMS trolls the used bike scene better than anyone
29. CDC is now telling people to wash there hands, and dont touch there face
30. Stay the fuck at home is yelled everywhere
31. Everyone is 150$ richer as the Waterloo Grit and Gravel gets cancelled
32. Schools temporally close for  a few weeks
33. Base Media picks up Jeff Weaver
34. Tension grows among sceners
35. Toilet paper is harder to get than a married man getting a blow job
36. UCI still wants a piece of gravel
37. That Junge kid is training his ass off..sorta
38. Restaurants close for brief time
39. Michigan bike shops are deemed non essential 
40. Along with Sex workers 
41. Only Fan pages are no popping up everywhere
42. Base Media picks up the Evil-Dude
43. Home made hair cuts.............nuff said
44. Despite social distancing dudes are are drilling hot laps at any local trail
45. Scotty goes on a KOM binge
46. Jeff Foxworthy stops by TMS
47. TMS turns down the Dirty chain podcast interview
48. The SpringFling thing gets cancelled..
49. Melting Man too
50. Lowell Yep.......
51. and Ultimately Barry Roubiax 
52. But with hopes of a fall event
53. Base Media picks up the Grayling Giant
54. The world is gripped with a a fake virus..
55. some folks call it the flu
56. some folks are dying
57. and Some self centered college fuck heads continue to get laid and drunk 
58. Track racing ceases
59. The Derby is the go to for a good  swing a dick type ride untill Waterford opens up
60. Base Media picks up some Tri guy
61. Some Cops beat black man more than they beat there wives
62. Virtual races are now popping up daily
63. DTE closes its trail due to, too many fuckheads wadding it up
64. The average American citizen has about as much common sense as a dirt clod
65. The first stimulus package is released
66. Most spend it all on cheap take out
67. Gas prices are super are low.
68. Waterford worlds is cancelled
69. Half of the east side riders are on a 24 hour suicide watch 
70. Someone takes note and offers up weekly time trials to help bring em off the ledge
71. Base Media picks up two more Morning Crank riders
72. USAC says fuc it and cancels everything until further notice
73. UCI says eat a dick, we are racing and adjusts accordingly 
74. Hess continues to build the empire
75. Dawn Wells dies of the fake virus
76. Leadville gets canned
77. Lumberjack Too
78. Bike shops re-open
79. restaurants too
80. Base Media picks up a White Claw sponsorship
81. The Scene loses another good person
82. Cities burn and buildings are crushed
83. Hospitals are overflowing because of the fake disease
84. Bike shops inventory continues to shrink 
85. Jer Walker logged almost 9k miles
86. People flock to state parks to social distance
87. The Election looms
88. Livers get abused
89. and Phart bikes are all but dead
90. Hopes of CX races still hover
91. Base Media Starts a second west side team
92. Shamburger gets a Mountain bike
93. by October every kid is a home schooler
94. The Alma GP gets the axe
95. KIDA heads west
96. Barry Roubaix is now cancelled for 2020
97. The Government is a mess
98. People are still out of works
99. masks are mandatory
100. But not if your Trump supporter
101. The whole state smells like arena weed
102. Base Media picks up some fast chick
103. Christain Eckart leaves the country
104. Bike shops are empty
105. Northern Michigan tells folks to stay the fuck at home
106. Rumors of Carly returning spread faster than a Mom doing her step son on Porn Hub 
107. Everyone is either buying a Kayak or a side by side
108. The new Bronco is almost ready
109. The Jeep is still better
110. Zman suffers a rolled ankle stumbling around the UP
111. The scene sees a brief glimpse of hope as Kisscross releases a CX series schedule 
112. The Alma GP is promoting the 2021 edition
113. Tenselhof and Scotty A head south to podium at mountain bike race
114. The Indy crit is a go
115. Junge and Tenselhof are also rans
116. Sends the Black Aces apprentice to life alert 
117. Base Media now commits to a third team
118. Folks are still logging big miles
119. That runner guy from Ann Arbor promotes well
120. The election looks like a joke
121. Specialized Diverge gets redesigned 
122. Pity the 2021 are sold out
123. as is everything else
124. The Fonz stops by often
125. MrT is pretty quiet
126. The importance of good shoes, is now sticker placement
127. Bling isnt Bling anymore
128. Gun sales are at all time high
129. Black Lives matter
130. Vanias moves
131. RC cars now Go-carts The Lion of Leroy rules
132. chix ruin everything
133. whoever discovered garlic got his cock sucked so much i bet
134. Tom Clark rules
135. The Black Ace suffers a near life ending crash and possible career ending injury
136. Specialized ends production of all there phart bikes
137. to now focus on 1K balance bikes
138. Rumor has has it Barry Roubaix already on board with a possible should the event make a return
139. Eddie Vanhalen dies
140. Base Media picks up Doug Gatto
141. Zman suffers a rolled ankle stumbling around the UP
142. Base Media picks up the Pony...again
143. The Grayling Giant gets a real gravel bike
144. Big Ray Rolls hundred mile Saturdays like most of the state rolls joints
145. A mini CX series starts up north
146. Russian bots pummel the stats at TMS for 6 weeks stirring speculation of 
147. Alex Trebeck dies
148. Darth Vader too
149. Movies theaters are silent
150. Porn Hub gets the shake down for being gross
151. Instagram girls are at all time high
152. Base Media picks up Don Cameron
153. Tenselhof starts racing cross
154. Sam Junge is practicing daily for CX nationals
155. CX nationals are cancelled
156. the Velodrome re-opens..sorta
157. Jer Walker hasnt been to a concert in almost a year
158. Strava doping can fun
159. Jeff Foxworthy lets everyone know there a turd
160. Vagina cams are the new thing
161. Brent Walk is promoting cross races
162. Sadly no number-plates though
163. Base Media picks up Ralph Buckingham
164. Local Strava legends are popping up all over..just for doing nothing
165. The CX state  championship is announced..
166. Cycling chix are venturing out with Amazon wish lists
167. Sean Connery yep he died too
168. High school sports get the go sorta
169. Rednecks attempt to steal something everyone hates
170. Four brothers are equal to 20 soldiers 
171. Masks are now a fashion statement
172. Being a fuckin racist  is now ok
173. Indoor trainers are sold out in August
174. ICEMAN gets the axe
175. Thousands of weekend warriors begin drinking themselves into an oblivion 
176. Bells Beer is rumored to make a comeback
177. despite starting his own clothing line...Base Media picks up Joberon
178. Sam Junge hits the Burn out button
179. BMX racks stay open
180. The Vaccine for the fake flu is almost ready
181. juniors always go rouge
182. the facts are..you ride 18.6 mph 86% of time you cant ride 25 mph 8% of the time..neat huh?
183. 97X BAM the future of RocknRoll
184. 97X BAM the future of RocknRoll
185. 97X BAM the future of RocknRoll
186. Gratten racing was a go
187. East siders migrate for a swingin action
188. Little Richard dead
189. he wanted a wall..he got one..no one wants an American in there country
190. Base Media picks up Little Richard 
191. Vans are cool, not the shoes the vehicles..the shoes still suck
192. The truth is..Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits
193. some folks live for junk miles
194. Rumors circulate of a new Michigan based racing organization to be started for 2021
195. WaterMoo happened..sorta
196. Special K makes 50 look like 30
197. Tensehof takes down the multi CX state champ
198. NONE of this would of happened in the Berenstein universe
199. Im TMS and I hate TMS
200. Justin Kreger epic endo post fields the most hits on TMS for 2020
201. Base Media picks him up
202. SHUT UP MAN.....................................................................................