get hairy get scary

 

Gene Wilder and Cloris Leachman on the set of Young Frankenstein (1974) 

 

 

 Yeah Boi!!…its the weekend..

chix, beer and dawgs..

 Money..Guns..Drugs..Strippers

Freebasing with Tyson 

File this under WTF

 OLD SCHOOL BMX 1983 GHP RACING Greg Hill RARE BMX BIKE GT JMC DG HUTCH SST VDC

Price:

US $25,000.00

Here is a piece of history a bike that is one of a kind built by one of the best companies in the GAME C4 LABS OLD SCHOOL BMX 1983 GHP RACING Greg Hill RARE BMX BIKE..... Build to the exact bike he road...in the 80s every single part was Flawless And very hard to come bye the price for these parts on this bike cost MONEY 💰 SST HUBS $10,000 snake belly tires $1500 the cranks NOS RedLine 400 $2000 and the First GEN Hutch Petals $1400.... And The red shotgun seat $1200 And the pad set original first GEN $750 plus Oakley grips Star Bar $1000 Redline stem... $700 What can I say this is a piece of ART The bike was hosted on a national newspaper this bike is Truly unbelievable...!!! and for a while no one knew who bought the bike... here is a chance of a lifetime... So U have the chance to buy this bike is truly Amazing. If you try to build this bike you are truly going to spend $15K to $20K grand.... I know it sounds crazy but do you homework and you will see...!! And remember the 1983 GHP Frame and fork and even the small parts cost crazy money Seat-clamp GHP seat pose headset Brakes bottom bracket lever I guess I’m just trying to let you know in case you think I’m bugging... If you got any questions in boxing ME And the price is the price thanks for viewing and be safe out there good luck and this One will not be around for a long.TIME.!!!!

US $25,000.00

https://www.ebay.com/itm/OLD-SCHOOL-BMX-1983-GHP-RACING-Greg-Hill-RARE-BMX-BIKE-GT-JMC-DG-HUTCH-SST-VDC/265031857426?hash=item3db5213512:g:eekAAOSw2XJgE69m

US $25,000.00

For the life of me i cant figure this world out. I held vomit back in my mouth only to spew it all over the  lap top when i was notified of this auction currently up  and running on my least favorite spot on the intronet. Are humans that bankrupt that they feel the need to spend someone's yearly salary on a piece of old metal, that will stand in a room where he goes to get away from his nagging second wife, and only to be scene by others on social media to google at..

Fuc Me and the wrest of the warped ass shit we as humans throw money at that gives us a partial erection...

1. angry
2. sick
3. confused
4. elated
5. worried
6. perplexed
7. misplaced
8. distraught
9. disillusioned
10. depressed
11. anxious
12. tense
13. nervous
14. irritated 
15. hopeless  

human vibes

Great Moments in TMS History

 The Bunny gets pimped by Steve B as Dan Lam and SIMONSTER get flushed in the wake

Barry  Roubaix 2014

Never ever sprint from the hoods..

TRUE GRIT....

 

 

 

The Way Back machine

 

Hey Mr Peabody...what gives? Why the new paint job?

Bro deal my fine young man...bro deal

What’s a bro deal?

Sherm in the low margin make hardly anything world of the bicycle industry..a bro deal is when a local legend or aspiring cat 2, gets the deep dealer own price on a purchase without anyone knowing.

But that aside.. Sherm,u no what is totally incredible the new sponsorship for our travels I’ve been working on.

Tell me please..

Later Sherm 

OLet’s continue our journey through the life of the Saturn of Toledo time line..

Tonight’s trip will be cut short due to the lack of gods own natural methane in our way back machine.

But its ok...

It’s the  all dark weepy spot of our story. The Saturn crew has gone through some crippling changes. The squad has shrunk down to a mere 5 or 6 fellas. 

Riders have moved on to places, Upstart junior rider Mike House moves on to the powerful Go-Mart team and doing so wins a national cyclocross title things look bright from the young kid from Ohio. The Black Ace goes his own way, The group of masters riders go back to normal lives..the Evil Dude moves on to a mid Michigan squad, a few fellas hang it up for good.. and well the Saturn group is left to figure it out.

That sucks Mr Peabody..is this the end?

No not at all the Salad days are coming ..along with a pot of money..

 unfuck yourself

 obsessed with the way people on google are spelling “auf wiedersehen”

 hey Dude...Zwift meet up in 2 minutes, just off the shitter and dropped a few kilos..see u at the finish.

 

 

 

 Good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that's something else.

 She’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro. 

 

 planet caravan 

 

 

 Friday

(Thank God it's) Friday

Friday

(Thank God it's) Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday

Hey,

Put a smile on your face,

Things are coming your way,

Out there somewhere tonight,

(It's the right time and place).

I saw you baby,

For the very first time,

Couldn't take my eyes off you,

Girl you just had to be mine.

You're the key I'm dreamin' of,

For it just had to be you,

Girl I know this time

I'll make all my dreams come true.

Hey,

See the stars in his eyes,

And that music in you,

Tells you how you can find

(Your way to paradise)

Friday

(Thank God it's) Friday

Friday

(Thank God it's) Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday

Hey,

Put a smile on your face,

Things are coming your way,

Out there somewhere tonight

(It's the right time and place)

Hey,

See the stars in his eyes,

Tells you how you can find love

TRUE GRIT....

 

1. Arby’s beef and cheddar 
2. Five guys
3. Fillet of Fish
4. Zip up hooded sweatshirt 
5. Northface puffy coat
6. Second hand store 5$ purchase
7. Low cost primitive cabin camping 
8. Over priced week at an all inclusive 
9. Stay home and do nothing 
10. 2k on bike
11. 9k on a bike
12. Used bike online
13. Stay up late
14. Get up early
15. sleep all day

Yes, No, Perhaps

 

 Get out of hell for free...

sniff

sniff

Slider,

 You stink

 

Holy cow Mr Peabody where did ya get the wheels?

Well Sherm, Pro Deal..Sherm, Pro Deal

What’s a pro deal Mr Peabody?

Well young man, some industries have special perks for people that they feel represent there products in a semi professional way. The company will offer a discount to the consumer much lower than the average suggested retail price.

Oh you mean like the internet 2nd party price?

Well uh..yeah..sorta..

Ali Express?

Well no..but Sherm often the naive consumer will get a special perk to go along with his/her purchase. Often decals, t-shirts, water bottles it will give them that feeling of being a sponsored professional athlete , and allow them to hashtag the company on other social media platforms with the chance of securing a better pro-deal in a month or so on a competitors product.

Oh neat, So why did you pro-deal this sick set of 1970s Ferrari formula one magnesium hoops?

Sherm we got a lot of ground to cover tonight, and we need to be speedy..so let’s continue with our story 

The group from Toledo consisted of two up and coming junior racers, two aspiring Cat 2 riders, a very smart coach by the name Steven McGregor. But for the upcoming season of  2002 they team beefed up its roster. Adding a slew of Cat 3 riders, a small Masters squad, the infamous Black Ace would join Jeff and Will. 

You mean the Ex Norba pro? 

Yes! Sherm the Black Ace in full retirement mode joined squad.

By this time team was up to around, 15-20 riders, and they shed the washed out yellow, black and grey kit, to a new fresher red/white and blue kit. 

The Saturn of Toledo squad was shaping up nicely.

So Mr Peabody, how did they do? 

Well Sherm, the group consisted of mostly Cat 3s, Of course the The Black Ace had his traditional good rides, but they were not killing it per-say. Masters riders were getting there licks..But I do recall one weekend when the Cat 3 boys held there own against a stacked Midwestern field.

Tell me Mr Peabody, well Sherm for a number of season a Ohio promoter would put on a one off what was once was believed as the biggest cash payout Cat 3 race in the country. It was 3K to the winner and it paid 20 deep with a 100 rider field limit. The race was held in Circleville Ohio and the only race of the day was the Cat 3. 

Well how much did the boys win?  I believe Sherm after getting punched in kidneys, later ran up on a curb. spit at and a water bottle thrown at him out of the 12 Saturn boys that went south The Evil-Dude came in the top 10

Nice..

yes sir. The team saw a few other good rides on and off with a new to the sport Paul Stanton, Paul was getting guidance by the Black Ace and it was starting to show as he was a consistent top 3 Cyclocrosser against the likes of The Pony, and The Ace, and one of the first the in the scene to use the uber rare and expensive Dugast tubulars 

WOW!

Well Sherm, this too is just the Lemon next to the pie.

But why are we stopping here..

Two words my friend..

Bro-Deal

The Mid South cancels 2021 race, launches race-from-home event

 The Mid South gravel race will cancel its 2021 in-person race and instead hold a stay-at-home event for its 2,200 participants.

North America’s gravel season has not outrun the COVID-19 pandemic.

Organizers of Oklahoma’s The Mid South gravel race have canceled the 2021 edition, which traditionally has served as the unofficial start to the gravel racing season. The event was slated to run March 14 in Stillwater, Oklahoma.

Instead, organizers are asking participants to race a variety of distances at home for a chance to win prizes.

Organizers said the surge in COVID-19 cases in the surrounding Payne County prompted them to call off the in-person event.

“Back in September we were feeling really good, cases were on the way down, and we were crossing our fingers. Then, after Thanksgiving, everything changed,” race co-founder Bobby Wintle told VeloNews. “I put myself into a participant’s shoes and asked how I’d be feeling right now. Every week went by and it felt like it was less safe for the community to bring people from all over the place here. We don’t want to do that.”

Wintle plans to offer 50 percent discounts to the 2,200 participants who signed up to compete in the event.

In place of the traditional race, The Mid South will hold an at-home event that allows participants to complete 100-mile, 50-mile, and 50-kilometer routes in their home states. Titled The Incredibly Socially Distance Mid South, the event will span the weekend of March 12-14, and allow registered participants to complete the routes for a chance to win prizes from sponsors, the race management, and partner bike shops.

According to Wintle, the grand prize is a lifetime pass to compete in the race, free of charge. Participants can also win a bicycle, racing wheels, and other gear.

“We wanted an inspirational and viable plan for us to do something socially distanced — instead of virtual — because we’re not asking riders to stare at a screen,” Wintle said. “You can go out and ride your bike and win stuff. Build your own route or do one of eight partner shop routes and win cool stuff.”

The Mid South attracts 2,200 cyclists and in 2020 was one of the final mass-start bike races to be held before the COVID-19 pandemic shuttered events across the country. The race became the focal point of online criticism as it fell just days after business and events began to shut down across the country.

Since then a handful of mass-participant gravel and mountain bike races have taken place, including the Belgian Waffle Ride Cedar City, the Pikes Peak Apex MTB, and other events. These events have operated with strict rules on social distancing, and event directors have instigated solo or staggered starts and other changes done to lessen the risk of spreading COVID-19.

Wintle said he and his team contemplated several options for 2021, including postponing the event until the summer or even going forward with protocols on wearing masks and social distancing.

In the end, he said, they decided on the stay-at-home event rather than push forward with the other two options.

“We decided not to postpone. The fall schedule was already getting busy, and we thought about July or May, but it’s going to be hot and hydration for volunteers and participants is going to be an issue,” Wintle said. “And what if we’re in the same spot with COVID? We just decided we’re going to have to do it differently this year.”