1. Podcast 
2. Only fans
3. Instagram 
4. Facebook 
5. Go fund me
6. Strava
7. Zwift
8. New car
9. New house
10. New lovers
11. Awesome meals
12. Awesome rides
13. The best drinks 
14. The most radical spouse
15. Incredible job
16. Dialed rigs 
17. New shit i dont need
18. old crap i dont want
19. Tits
20. Ass
21. and tease me
22. Tinder
23. Twitter
24. Tick-Tok
25. Tumblr
26. Banter
27. gossip 
28. truth
29. lies
30. and fairy tales
31. fights
32. protests
33. lunges
34. and crunches
35. dips
36. dabs
37. stumbles 
38. and falls
39. fails
40. kids getting hurt
41. and girls tripping
42. dog
43. kittens
44. and gophers riding segways
45. goals
46. accomplishments
47. milfs
48. cougars
49. vixens
50. and teens 
51. and two metal chix talking about buttholes
52. rides 
53. races
54. jumps and bumps
55. auctions
56. buy it now
57. make me an offer 
58. and take it away its free
59. landscapes
60. manscapes
61. side boobs
62. under boobs
63. music
64. noise
65. and distractions
66. supermodels
67. super cars
68. religion
69. rights
70. and beliefs
71. chain lube
72. chain wax 
73. and chain gangs
74. white pride
75. black right's
76. and the color of money
77. Moms
78. slobs
79. reverse hand jobs
80. rim brake
81. disc brakes
82. no brakes
83. rain
84. sleet
85. snow
86. and no-gos
87. stimulus
88. UN employment 
89. turds
90. heros
91. and zeros
92. follow me
93. like me
94. punch me
95. Kudos
96. props
97. and hearts
98. life
99. death
100. and when i want i can recall all the rest 

the internet out of control