Well sports fans, social media icons and 25c tire aficionados here it is..all though a far cry from the golden years of TMS. You got somethin more than KOMS to zwift bout for the next few months. And in My onion i think its a start in the right direction, given the circumstances we as humans are fightin We the pinioned panel believe this is a stroke in the right direction.
Toss in the always possible Waterford worlds, the for sure No Covid in Gr, Gratten series, and a few swinging days dodging lights doin Derby deal factor in out of stay play..and you might just have a summer. unless you some know a USAC homie hook up i wouldn't be expected no up grade points this year though. Hell this doesn't even scratch the surface of the Mountain bike and the onslaught of gravel events that are the docket. But heck you knew that already you dont need this silly ass place to tell you any different.
2021 USAC Road, Crit and TT Events
Saturday, April 24th
Willow Run Time Trial - New Boston
Ayy they say its time for TTn and aint nother place in your scene to get your TT on other than the kidney bean at Willow metro park. seems like a good idea. But remember those parking lot warm ups are for nerds only AYYYYYYYY.
This one should be the top any sceners list they got a gosh darn class for everyone..
If your not a fools fool then you know The Willow holds some classic winners there. go sub 30 minutes and that will put you in the top 7% of all time all timer go, sub 29 and you just moved up a few teeth in the gums for a solid TT status..do a sub 28.5 it and you add yourself to Names like the Black-Ace, Nate Dog, Steve the Cyborg Clark, Martin V, and a handful off others. There is no grip involved its for social media only fools..
Sunday, June 20th
Ann Arbor Spring Training Series #1
Sunday, June 27th
Ann Arbor Spring Training Series #2
Sunday, July 11th
Ann Arbor Spring Training Series #3
Sunday, July 18th
Ann Arbor Spring Training Series #4
Sunday, July 25th
Ann Arbor Spring Training Series #5
Heres your chance, dont be a Turd..Crit racing and race car tracks, weekday swingin is what your gonna get while still struggling with a world on fire.
Support these events, if you can fit em between that the free for all gravel world. There is no reason why you couldnt get to at least one of them
In the miserable world of the ailing roadscene, this what your gonna get, I know im pretty but i aint as pretty as a hot day sitting in a industrial park on a mid summers swelter. Give the folks at the AAVC a bit of your hard earned stimulus this summer, and they just might return the favor with a free water bottle come the end the series.
Can Am Race Weekend
Friday, August 20th
Corktown Twilight Criterium - Detroit
Saturday, August 21st
Detroit Cycling Championship - Detroit
Sunday, August 22nd
Tour di Via Italia - Windsor, Canada
Holy fuckin bat turds...Dahm dawg, lets hope this one works out cuz it could be worth ever drip dropped on zwift, grab yo Tron bike your over priced utterly useless UCI license and plan your weekend, and dont forget the stacked wallet cuz im sure the old Canucks gig is gonna set you all back at least 3 digits. And back the fuck up a twilight crit in the murder city! This might even be enuf to bring some of the old timers out of there cave.
All this said lets hope the borders open by then for us selfish Americans
You will definitely be one stinky turd if you cant even make to at least of of these. And dont give me that im a crosser thing either. You and i both know the cross scene is limping on a sprained ankle just like the polo stricken road vibe is. im pretty sure the scene will have alot going on this weekend. But this is where its at come on out and dust off your rusty cornering skills and roll the dice with the little pizza elbow gods.
Sunday, August 29th
Debaets-Devos Criterium - Auburn Hills
AYYYYYY, wouldnt be sweet if well made it this far? Lets not hold our breath nerds..this is kinda of stretch...
1 comment:
FYI: bikereg has Willow on April 18, 2021
Post a Comment