I dont have an Only fans page, but i get why people do, make a little grip from Joes, and Bobs..buy themselves, some of the finer things, Birkenstock sum MK hand bags, .. 2 gallon jug of Five Alive for the mouths at home..its cool..I also dig the different level of commitment they allow those that wanna help support the titty..Aint got the extra 22.50 to drop each month to see a twerk and a starfish, thats cool cuz Aussie Susie aint got no normal problem meetin the needs of the middle management fool only that can only scrape an extra 6.50 for the shaved beaver extreme beach pose.
Dam..
And why do people buy it into it..its like a magazine subscription, similar to Playboy..and Popular Mechanics..But they might even feel closer more connected..she be doing it for me and she always hits the like button when i comment on the way she be holding that rubber thing that looks like a Nerf gun..all for me..And hell while we talkin the mobile app network..and my caffeine erection is starting to thicken up..I wanna rant on Instagram gals..stop me if you think you have heard this one before..Im just like you i bought into the hype..following every cougar, and college chick that some other Beach babe suggested for you to chase..but then dog, i was like what the fuc T?
These chix are all the same, same cheeky pose..butt in your face..a twerk here and a twerk there..pretty soon i lost all passion for the beauty of the woman herself..about every few days T hits the yea..time to clean out "the what im following part of my social media experience"..I mean how many different ways can a Titty be a titty, I mean got my likes and stuff that triggers those blood vessels..but goood lord above. some time it just becomes like...like some folks is marriage..
flatter than day ol beer..
enuf already get my dirft..keep the econ goin and keep liftin off..
Day 2
If whoever you worship ever wanted you to climb to the top of Mount Everest he/she or it woulda built a built some sort of road up that bitch..its silly.. Im sure glad my life aint that bankrupt to spend a day outta my life pretending im climbing that shit like some blue pill induced Yeti...and then you got fools doing inside on a computer..thats a whole another level i dont understand humans, and they say fools with a gun collection is crazy...I believe real Evernesting should be done inside a oxygen deprived environment. You wanna real zwift like feel.....trying doing it with almost no oxygen to yo brain..
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Hey you..ya you..with too much time yo hands stop runnin down that rabbit hole and readin to far into the intranet....your TSS is gonna suffer cuz your no ride has .00002 on a brake drag..
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Why in the hell do we put wings on people that fly..they say birds of a feather flock together..i get it we all need all need alittle love..they say taint true but it be..
(Although even narcissists are put off by negative self-centered qualities, research shows they are more tolerant of each other)..
T in 6th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
T now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
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Mike Synyard the guy behind the Specialized brand Kool-Aide wants every kid on a bike pity only the high upper middle income folks can afford his rides when yo bikes start at 500$ aint no 45k a year single mom of two gonna drop that type of grips on kids bike..
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Ya i was Butt hurt..runnin this garbage fire isn't Ts life..aint like he like he got a whole lot to talk about around here..he dont track..doesn't drink White claw. Not into Netflix series. Cant figure out how to properly compose any type of simple sentence..
Having OCDS is like the in thing..
Pumpkin spice no matter what you try to make mix that shit with..taste like poop
I found out its ok..its ok to not like every human, they dont all fit in with your picture show..not matter how hard you try to force that square peg into the round hole..if it aint workin stop..move on but be cool..
Hey buddy. Nice truck you ever get that thing dirty? silly fool.
Tomorrow started yesterday..
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Whens the last time you checked up on someone? No i dont mean send them a funny social media post..or a hey..whats up..UH i need..
just said.."YO dawg whuts up Im miss ya"..dont wait to long to make someone smile
Wanna know T ...Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird..
That moment when everything turns to shit and you feel like you’ve been hit by a bus...stop blaming other people for your disgrace..the wounded lion shtick is gettin old.
Im too old..Im too tired, too fat..to busted..to to..no one cares fool the cease the excuses..stfu..and just do what you got to do..
lets talk about Ed..u all got Eds in our life dont u..? dont lie..uno there be dudes or dudettes out there you just cant stand to lose to..might be cuz there, better lookin..got a cool car..hot wife, and or second wife..hell maybe a third..better income level..much more dialed social network game..and all the while your brewin some unknown hidden anger towards them.. there the small reason why you dont miss that extra interval..or why stumble back onto the bike for another season..its for you..but you every ask yourself why..
why do i really have soo much needless animosity towards this sucka?
Is it really his job? The spouse..the fact he is in touch with his hair care products? Where he be dining at this weekend?
what if you handed them there ass weekend week out..would ya still be grudging them?
sumthin to think bout
or not.
T
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