1. Why is the line at Sonics an hour long
2. Why is the line at Tim Hortons lined up into the side street at 7 am?
3. Why is the line at A/W 10 cars long at 845 Pm ?
4. Why is every Starbucks line always 16 cars deep..?
5. Why does everything on the menu Buffalo Wild Wings taste the same?
6. Why does the Pretzel pizza at little lil Cesars taste soo fuckin awesome?
7. Why doesn’t McDonald’s keep the McRib on the menu year round?
8. Why are McDonald’s fries soo good hot, and fuckin horrible warm?
9. Why are there Ice cream machines constantly broke?
10. Why does Burger Kings original chicken sandwich and onion rings go so well together?
11. Why does it smell better coming out as a fart than it does going in?
12. Why is everything on the menu at Taco just a reincarnation of something else
13. Why are Subway sandwiches always wet 
14. Why do all the employees at Checkers only have five teeth in there rotten  heads?
15. Why is Jimmy Johns soo fuckin fast?