Why ask Why..?
and Why not?
Because life is full of Whys? and with all Whys ..there are Why nots..
Why are long rides in such high regards, all day treks leaving the normal human nearly shatterd to bits for the remainder of his day
Why not a few hours of punching yourself or each other in the face?
Why buy new? Do humans really have to have a virgin every time?
Seems to T like a things can be had second hand after some chump paid full monty only to find they wanted sumthin else..nothing saving some grip for..
Why..Coffee at Tim Hortons..Uh yea NO thanks why cant folks make there own coffee in the morning, and are there breakfast wraps that good? and i will attest there doughnuts are sub par for human consumption..
Save yourself some screen time folks, set the alarm 10 minutes early, skip checking the meters before your day begins. And lessin your anxiety levels and make that shit home.
Why does nearly everyone that is running and or jogging look like they are in sheer utter fuckin pain, and not to single out women, but less than 4% look like they are truly enjoying it..eat the cookie its ok?
Why soo many humans need validation on so many parts of our life?
What did the general population do before the various forms of social media
and why in the hell do people who are not Rock Stars or celebrity's in general, put the word "Official" in front of the social media.name? trust me Alan, no one wants to be you..
Why not put your mind at ease..your good enough..people like you..
Why are people in such a dam hurry to get there..places, the end of there ride..points of interest..the end of there day..there career..the garbage can..
Why not just stop once in and while..just plain and simple stop..and look around a good chunk of the human race is pretty lucky.
Why folks buy bottle water? seems like a useless way to spend a a dollar seventy five cents..unless your living in a third world drink out of poopy rivers or a resident of Flint Michigan your own tap water isn't gonna kill ya. save the bread for..
Zero calorie Power Aide..now theres a worthwhile smart way to spend 89 cents..
Why do most of the everyday population fuckin hate cyclists?
HMM good question, many hypothesis..As a lover of the bicycle, but not in love with the community..here is another TMS worthless opinion
We look stupid, face it in a world/culture born and raised with a motor between our legs, people dressed in brightly colored underwear decorated like a birthday cake just look like complete fuck-tarts. Face we did it to ourselves. Riding in groups, yeah..its our right but unfortunately we are dealing with less than average IQ humans out there, and riding double pace-line around some fuck wad who just dropped his cowboy killers in his lap reaching for that Monster Energy..your an asshole.
And what about at the trails, im pretty sure most that frequent this shitty blog never do this but its those that dont know most often violate..im fuckin training and rippin around any local loop like there MVP. To hikers your a useless form of the human breed, to runners your just plain Jerks, and to old people..you probably should go home and die.
Since were on a bicycle and culture topic..WTF
Is the industry that bankrupt for ideas? Didnt we do this before? in the words of a wise-man..
"Think about how eye opening it will be for the drop bar trail people when they try an actual mountain bike. I get it you can traverse poto on a CX or gravel bike, hell I bet I can do it on a rim brake aero frame road bike, but it'll never be as fun as a wicked light full suspension xc bike"
WTF. the only ones buying into this front suspension drop bar movement, are the same ones, that bought a Phart bike, and whole slew of bag to hang on there Salsa Fargo..and just what are these people carrying in those bags for there modest 3 hr ride around the Ann Arbor area? and while im bag bitching, the front handle bar bread loaf looking thing, even the cool kids are using this..Fuc who needs to be aero? when trendy is at stake wattage gets pushed aside. it was a dumb floppy bag in the 70's and still is..
Rant over..
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