1. Just retired..or
2. recently divorced or..
3. spouse has passed away
4. 401K and all investments in line
5. On a diet or weight loss meal plan
6. blood pressure medication, and Viagra an be found in his medicine cabinet 
7. Is a casual drinker.
8. Prefers any Anheuser Busch beverage, or a good bottle of Whiskey 
9. Fresh new haircut, from the local saloon done by a mid-to early something hottie
10. Some cool wrap around sunglasses probably purchased at Meier's
11. A Harley Davidson T-shirt from the some obscure Shop in the middle of no-where
12. Tight fitting semi faded (purchased this way) jeans, about a half inch to short
13. White leather New Balance tennis shoes
14. A new Harley, (hasn't owned a bike in years) and is possibly vertically challenged
15. A new girlfriend (most likely an old high school flame) probably equipped with new body parts

American male