Day Drinkin

 Fuck you..

Absolutely not..

you haven't heard the end of my opinionated two fingered shit posts..

This old booger picker, is alot like your forefather T, i sit watch, listen and very rarely interact..They say people are either a blessing or lesson..and its late May on a dry Thursday afternoon..

Here is a lesson.

If a bloke cant keep his ride clean, it says much much more than i am a everyday tightie whitey wearing slob. A dirty bike is the first sign of failure to reach all goals, both in life and on the bike getting dropped and not getting laid are all one can he count on...

Come on Maaan, a dirty bike shows my dedication to my training program.

I hear all the rage is this thing called eBikes.? Not in my life time, not at least while i can still stand drunk on my own to legs, Every magazine website, is pushin them, And every god dam photo it is some ripped looking gym rat ripping up a endless climb. Its probably the same fuck head that is taking down the KOMS that Scotty and  Danny and whoever else work so hard to achieve at the local measuring loop.

Yo Dawg..stop picking on the dudes that dont have 12-14 hrs a week to devote to structured training program. Some dudes got a life beyond chasing ghosts..

Good golly fuckin A 

did we not progress at all in the 25 years. is this bike a full on putting it mildly..a pig? An aluminium hard tail weighing in at almost 33 pounds? Its a shame the bike manufacturers love penalizing the middle class with heavy ass bikes..

The Kona Mahuna..yep nearly 31 pounds..

Dam Bruh..thats shits pretty hefty, My Phart bike weighs less than that..

BMC two stroke. $4K for a carbon hard-tail..? um..sure..weighing in at somewhat questionable 22 pounds,. Dam though seems kinda chunky but i have not even really dug in to what a good weighing reasonable hard-tail should weigh in at..I do like the stance though

Its cool but im pretty sure i could do the same thing on my Pharty

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