1. The House wives 
2. Fat dudes
3. Dudes that think there fat
4. first timers
5. once yearers 
6. Cute but chubby ladies
7. The guys that ride between 5-8 hours a week 
8. The once a week crew
9. Cat 1 I’m fast as shit and I’ll let you know it...
10. Old men
11. Old men that dope (there still lurking around)
12. Kids who would rather be home
13. The big money bike group 
14. Retro bikes
15. Phart bikes,  unicycles and single speeders
16. Old bmxers, (known to bunnyhop even the smallest shit in the road)
17. The Cat 3 but I’m training like a pro..(not even going there)
18. The social media gloating hated douchebags. (see above)
19. Bike shop dorks
20. Zwifters..(rarely ride outside are not fully comfortable to riding near live humans)
21. The Epics, (never ride less than 50 miles a stretch)

If TMS were allowed to designate classes...