Like I always say,
you live fast, you die young,
you leave a good-looking corpse.
UNBOUND Gravel
EMPORIA, Kans., June 5, 2021 — Over the past two days 2,800 cyclists ranging in age from 11 to 88 representing 48 states and 28 countries raced on the gravel of the Flint Hills surrounding Emporia, Kans. for the 2021 Garmin UNBOUND Gravel presented by Craft Sportswear and produced by Life Time. With two 350-mile cyclists riding for 24-hours without sleep, the battle to the finish brought athletes into a new realm of determination.
200-Mile Distance Men’s Division
1st: Ian Boswell, 30, of Barnet, Vt. with a time of 10:17:23:13
2nd: Laurens Ten Dam, 40, of Oudorp, North Holland, with a time of 10:17:23:28
3rd: Peter Stetina, 33, of Santa Rosa, Calif., with a time of 10:18:34:62
4th: Ted King, 38, of Richmond, Vt., with a time of 10:18:34:65
5th: Colin Strickland, 34, of Austin, Texas, with a time of 10:25.34
200-Mile Distance Women’s Division
1st: Lauren De Crescenzo, 30, of Atlanta, Ga. with a time of 12:06:49
2nd: Amity Rockwell, 28, of Oakland, Calif., with a time of 12:22:15
3rd: Emily Newsom, 37, of Fort Worth, Texas with a time of 12:30:52
4th: Whitney Allison, 33, of Fort Collins, Colo., with a time of 12:34:19
5th: Shayna Powless, 27, of Jacksonville, Fla., with a time of 12:37:50
100-Mile Distance Men’s Division
1st: Stephen Hyde, 34, of Easthampton, Mass. with a time of 5:20:13
2nd: Nate Maddox, 24, of Edwards, Colo. with a time of 5:27:09
3rd: John Croom, 27, of Colorado Springs, Colo., with a time of 5:34:35
4th: David Wiens, 56, of Gunnison, Colo., with a time of 5:36:33
5th: Shadd Smith, 49, of Overland Park, Kan., with a time of 5:41:22
100-Mile Distance Women’s Division
1st: Lauren Stephens, 35, of Dallas, Texas, with a time of 5:41:58
2nd: Emma Langley, 25, of Richmond, Va., with a time of 5:51:11
3rd: Jessica Cygan, 28, of Colorado Springs, Colo., with a time of 6:13:39
4th: Marisa Boaz, 34, of Waukee, Iowa, with a time of 6:16: 18
5th: Karen Jarchow, 36, of Eagle, Colo. with a time of 6:17:41
350-Mile (XL) Distance Men’s Division
1st: Taylor Lideen, 31, Phoenix, Ariz., with a time of 22:57:14
2nd: Will Loevner, 23, Allison Park, Pa., with a time of 24:32:40
3rd: Mat Stephens, 38, Dallas, Texas, with a time of 24:48:12
4th: Jay Petervary, 48, Victor, Idaho, with a time of 24:58:53
5th: Jesse Stauffer, 33, Selinsgrove, Pa., with a time of 25:00:59
350-Mile (XL) Distance Women’s Division
1st: Lael Wilcox, 34, Anchorage, Alaska, with a time of 26:55:24
2nd: Amanda Nauman, 31, Lake Forest, Cali., with a time of 29:01:51
Additional XL top women have not finished as of 9:10pm CST.
Hey Fonzie..whatta ya think that whole Unbound Gravel thing?
Ya know something Red, it aint the Fonzes cup of Tea, I like making things go a long way if you know what i mean. I understand the romance of the whole goin long, but this brings a whole new term to the meaning of Long Foreplay.
Ill stick with an all nighter with the Aloha Twins for now..
What about this one Fonz?
Ayyy..The Fonz dont surf, and he dont take his sickle through northern Michigan sand...The only saving grace to this years event is that doper didn't finish..
and did you see the number of DNFs...WOA..nuff said..
Hey Rich..
Whats up Fonz..
Ya know the problem with this whole gravel movement..since we got on the doping topic, correct me if im wrong, is there any type of systematic guidelines concerning the the possible doping of gravel athletes..?
Ayyyy, There aint no single track there.........
Hey Fonz..
Yah whats up..
you ever hear of the Pros Closet?
Yea, i keep all my lip balm in mine..
No Fonz the one for cool used bikes and equipment..
Oh Ayyy..no but i bet ya your gonna tell me
No Fonz not tonight..but i am gonna show you a couple bikes i have been thinking about adding to my current stable..
Go for it..
Yeah Red id pull the Trigger on this one..it matches your Freckles..
Dont do it Ritchey..you will hate it..looks like a cool bike and seems like it would be "fun"..but the ride quality isnt gonna be what you expect..heres the Fonzes opinion on old bikes..unless your looking for that old school feel and few quick trips around the cul de sac.. its not gonna be pleasing..unless red..unless you build it up in full resto-mod mode
Now these are too rad.. and both will probably actually be very nice to ride..
What..you still here?
Go get your Sunday night on..im sure someone is waiting for a status up-date...AYYYYY
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