You Might Be A Strava Turd.

 

Aw come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn maaaaaaaaaaaan..

No No No, you have been improving, I am seriously impressed with your diligenceand and the improvements you have made. the routes you choose have gotten better, although you have fallen short on the kudos given to your following, and the lack of pictures accompanying your day to day journeys. You my well oiled athlete are moving up on the social media fitness ladder.

 Im not singling you out and  Strava bullying you personally in general, and to be quite honest im not sure we have or had not touched base on this particular smelly lone turd.

Whats this bruh?

Looks like a valid description of a chill ride dude.

I suppose that is one way of looking at it. 

Or you could look at in the 

"hey im just chillin because i want you to know i put in some hard efforts today on one of my fast bikes"

Whats wrong with that?

Nothing at all, That is if you really think your followers give two shits about your training plan what bike you were riding and how much effort you put out? Its safe to assume that more than 3/4 of those that are doing the end of the day Strava check swipe right past your rides like these without ever even stalking the analysis report.

Haters will defend but Jeff says be humble, as far as I know it Strava has not created a badge yet for self gloating turds.