Hey Henry..

 Yeah,

What if I told you I just spent almost 500$ on a Specialized Romin saddle for my bike?

I’d say you must of came into some healthy grip, and your caught up on all your bills. And it’s a much wiser purchase than a pair of 700$ set of rim brakes.

Hey Henry.

Yeah,

What if I told you, that 100 mile gravel races are now the new normal road races.

I’d say, folks are gonna either learn to fly or the gonna die. Divorce attorneys, and social workers are gonna be in high demand after all the time humans will need to spend away from there families preparing for events such as this.

Hey Henry.

Yeah,

Since we are on the subject, What if i told you UCI-sanctioned gravel series, world championships will be contested in 2022..and The booming gravel discipline will see its first UCI-sanctioned race series and rainbow jersey next season!

Id say this might be the death of something in a certain way shape or form, but not in its entirety, you see UCI getting involved may impact the growing segment in whole, but i believe it will do little to any harm the current state of which most of reside in. You see the Mikes, and The Brads, and Lisa's and Georges of your local social media network will never in a Gazillion years put forth there hard earn dollars to become the next Privateer., nor do they have any desire tp trade in there costumes for the proper uniform world that the UCI will create. and further more The Melting Mans, The Cow Pies, Winnie Wahoos, and Waltergoos,  will still thrive despite the familiar rainbow stripes of the dark Scythe tagging along on its grass root coat tails.

Hey Henry 

Yeah 

What if I told you I think your opinions fuckin suck

So. 

This blog is a fictional place and I’m just a fictional person. Stop being so god dam sensitive, and laugh at yourself more often.