Where you going?
I’m leaving Tripper..
Why?
I’m not any good..
Your not any good, why because, you didn’t win anything at Barry Roubaix? You didnt get your face on any social media platforms?
No Tripper, it’s not that..I just don’t belong there anymore, I mean I’m riding a cyclocross bike, rim brakes to boot. My socks are too short, my helmet is 6 seasons old, I don’t have a sponsor my kit lacks any neon I don’t own a dog...or I’m coached by Anyone..can’t afford a Transit van or even a used clapped out Subaru and Ritter...Come on...I wore sunglasses I bought from the Circle K in Battle Creek on the way there...I just do not fit in.
Oh, so that’s how your gonna roll..? Just because Rudy your not getting the good advice from the go to coach, or you haven’t figured out the tubeless game..or Trevor hasn’t contacted you for a dirty chain interview..you shouldn’t bail out on the gravel scene!
What? You gonna take up being a cyclocross specialist?...oh wait the USA crit series is looking for new hot shoes?
Rudy it just doesn’t matter...
Lemme ask you something..
Who won Barry Roubaix in 2015...better yet, who got third place.
?
Thats what I thought...
It just doesn’t matter....it just doesn’t matter...it just doesn’t matter....
No one remembers who won..
what...who wore what, and whom the most liked person was that was riding what that particular year...
It just doesn’t matter..
I know Tripper..I’m just a little confused..
Well don’t be Rudy! Get your gear and together and come on back to camp and give the scene another shot, it needs you.
Maybe your right Tripper...
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