1. For some it means cleaning the garage..
2. Many people  couldn't get the day off work, because everyone else at there employment is going
3. For some its the State Championship High school CC event in Brooklyn Michigan that’s keeping away
4. The Daddy daughter dance is always  on the same day
5. Its Always my kids birthday
6. I just had my spleen taken out.
7. I just have too much shit to do at home
8. Ill be in my deer blind that morning
9. Over trained
10. Sewers backed up
11. Doesn't interest me 
12. My start money didn't come through
13. “Insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
14. Im not allowed within 15 miles of Traverse City, police orders.
15. My wife said it takes too long, so I’m just doing the Slush cup
16. The Hemorrhoids came back 
17. Next year..cuz I’m gonna tell my boss to fuck off, I’m turning pro
18. Coach Hess said no.. 
19. Sold my bike
20. Watching the big game 
21. I got soo used to being quarantined I hate people 
22. Riding DTE, because it will be empty
23. I wanted to be different and be the only one that has never done it.

Non Icemen