1. A big immaculate truck in an urban environment 
2. Gym membership 
3. Having two cross bikes but never pitting
4. A closet full shoes, but always wearing the same pair.
5. A cupboard full of expensive eyewear, but only using two pair 
6. A large spacious house, occupied by two people 
7. Expensive large home gym equipment 
8. Owning a tuxedo 
9. A bread maker, pasta maker, or panini press
10. A power meter, but never testing 
11. A time trial bike.
12. Cook books
13. Sexy lingerie 
14. A tandem bicycle 
15. Carrying a hand gun
16. 500 horsepower Dodge Charger or any other ridiculous factory built muscle car 
17. Owning a piano 

just in case..