1. Go past the Zillwaukee bridge on the Fourth of July...everyone south of M-14 is up there
2. Eat at Five Guys..colon blow twice in the last two visits
3. Own Sram Mountain bike brakes, 3 pairs and out
4. Get Remarried.....didnt work the first time aint gonna go through the hassle again
5. Buy a House..The great American dream? Great American scam.
6. Bungee Jump, too much risk of spinal injury, or even worse death!
7. Buy anything in its first run...always hic-ups
8. Argue with people...
9. Own Tubular wheels again..no reason
10. Use inner tubes
11. Have sex with my clothes on...why would you?
12. Own a vintage road bike, The smooth feel of a gas pipe double triangled is not on my romance list any longer.
13. Collect anything...acquire something yes..collect no..........
14. Pet someones dog without asking...hey there like kids right?
15. Walk a dog off a lease..animals are animals
16. Make an important decision between December first and February 1st... 
17. Give unsolicited advice...you dont ask i wont comment ..

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