Ok Bridgett...

In Swag bag number one, you have almost a completely un-chewable energy bar by a new start up claiming the 20 more watts at threshold, no need for hydration supplement, that will give you a more energetic smile and of course better sexual stimulation...

In Swag bag number two: A guaranteed automatic entry to every road race in the Michiganscene road series, and with that entry a complete set of local legends in and around your riding area. And of course Kudos 

And in the Final bag, you are treated to four gift cards to various eatery’s in around an area in Michigan that you will never be near but only during that event in which you just competed in.

Are you willing to risk it all for the unknown?