Friday, March 25, 2022




  1. Brake Pads, from 24.99  a wheel and up availability is scarcely limited from any local LBS
  2. Headset bearings, prices vary depending on quality, https://wheelsmfg.com/
  3. SupaCaz, Lizard Skin, or basic Cork price 18.99, available at Grand Rapids Bicycle company 
  4. Gear and Brake cables,(for those poor non bee-boop folk) 24.99 and up available at American Cycle and Fitness
  5. 5 to 9 dollars in nutritional products that are lost while fumbling in your pockets with frozen fingers 
  6. Chains, Sram, Shimano, 24.99 readily available at most local bike shops
  7. Cassette, 58.99$ and up cheaper through the internet than any local bike shop 
  8. Garmin, or Wahoo head unit after being ejected due overlapping a wheels because your tired and blown and cant see through your over priced eye-wear  175$ and up, sold directly through the manufacturer, or can be had far less off Amazon 
  9. Eye-wear after being discarded from the above mishap, anywhere from 9.99 to 300$, Best deals can be had on Instagram
  10. Any Neon or brightly colored apparel, Barry mud will never come out of that stuff, wait till the club does a re-order, its the best deal 
  11. Full bike tear down, less than 100$ if you do it yourself  150$ with bike shop bro-deal hook-up..twice that much at KLM bike shop
  12.  Pro car dealing average cost 250$ after cramming your rig into the back of that Subaru out back
  13. Ride Wrap, $80 bucks and up after trying to save that abused carbon frame, available at Ridewrap.com
  14. Waterbottles, there cheap, and at best free wait until the next gravel race..
  15. 250$ and up Date night with the significant other, to make up for coming home tired, grouchy and acting like a complete miserable fuck for spending the day away playing in the mud.

1103.92 plus entry fees
The Extreme Probable cost of Barry

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You forgot the 699 absolute trashed jockey wheels and $300 ceramic speed bottom bracket that's going to get toasted