Tripper..well Rudy, it’s almost that time, school will be coming to a close for another semester, and camp is gearing up to have another fabulous summer.

Rudy, I suppose Tripper 

Tripper, you suppose? You know I’ve been thinking, maybe it’s a good time for you to move up from being that camps punching bag, to my right hand man for the summer session. 

Rudy, gee I don’t know tripper...what would that entail? I mean I really can’t do much, I can’t write well, my grammar is lousy, and my mathematical skills are poor.

Tripper, no your not doing none of that, writing yes, the grammar the folks are used to turds that can’t write..from what I have heard, you got a pretty nice sense of style.

Rudy, I do? I guess I never thought about that

Tripper, very few can pull off a haircut like that, and I bet by the color of those sneakers, your a pretty dam good judge of what looks good on the Internet and what looks like 10 pounds of goose shit in a 3 pound bag. 

Rudy, I might be able to that.

Tripper, settled... I want three things you have taken away from this past weekend.

Rudy.whaat already 

Tripper, yes, I can’t just put into a position without seeing how you actually can handle it. I’ll see you later this week.