What in the true fuck?

 For sale is a used Allied Alfa in size 61cm. The bike shows signs of use but functions great.

Some features include:

• -Dura Ace 7900 groupset, Ultegra 8000 FD
• -Tru carbon wheelset
• -Thomson seatpost
• -FSA bars
• -Zipp stem

$2,200  · 

Allied Alfa Dura-Ace

Yea, Dean, I’d be drinking too before I hit the buy it now button, I want to believe in my deep seated old nostalgic heart that there is still some value left in rim brake, plastic, Dura Ace bikes, but come on man...pour me another, it’s bad enough the Dura Ace components this fine made in America rig is sporting is now over 15 years old, and picking on rim brakes..

what are those ancient stoppers? I hope the seller pulls this before Henry Ford museum figures out they went missing.....

And finally for Christ, you could of at least put some clean bar tape on it...that shit in the scope of things is a cheap way to say, 

I love you.....

Hit me with another bar tender....

Cannondale Super V 1000

$750 

Excellent condition Cannondale Super V 1000

Tuned up and ready to rock!!

This is a extremely rare and sought after bicycle. There are a few minor blemishes but for the age this bike shines!!!

I try to price everything fairly and I believe this is a great deal considering the current market value for this bike.

Is it rare?

Maybe...

Is it cool?

Sorta..

Would this old bastard consider it..

Perhaps....

But for the asking price..?

Not until I figured out if I can find a spot to hang it somewhere, because riding that thing anywhere other than down to the local burger stand, has T combing his hair out....

Atala bicycle

$400  

Atala Italian bicycle.

 This bike was brought here from the islands of Italy and used in a few cross country tours. Very reliable and treated like new. 

400 bucks for something that is imported from the islands....take my fuckin money before the wife knows it and blows it on scratch offs...

It’s sellers like this that keep me from stepping into the on coming paths of a soft drink trips truck in front of  the corner liquor stores...it makes my day soo much more enjoyable reading, and wondering and pondering the thought process on what in the true fuck is this seller actually thinking on not only the asking price, but the complete photo layout..

Come on dude...hook the brake up...