- 100 plus mile rides
- In full race team kits, or the latest in neon fashion
- Gravel routes with at least 3 or more friends
- Frequently stopping for...
- The finest gas station edibles
- Racing every week
- Carbon wheels with a minimum depth of 50 mm
- Well into the 3 digit Strava kudos
- The finest quality pictures
- Eye wear costing more than there first bike
- Goofy, articulate and appropriate nicknames
- Skilled in the many disciplines of the world of cycling
- Seemingly unlimited bank roll
- Witty social media ride titles
- A signature gesture
- Glorified crashes
- Minimum 3 platform social media presence
- Zero off days
- No bad days
- Seemingly tireless energy amount
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