Friday, July 15, 2022

  1. 100 plus mile rides
  2. In full race team kits, or the latest in neon fashion 
  3. Gravel routes with at least 3 or more friends
  4. Frequently stopping for...
  5. The finest gas station edibles 
  6. Racing every week
  7. Carbon wheels with a minimum depth of 50 mm
  8. Well into the 3 digit Strava kudos
  9. The finest quality pictures 
  10. Eye wear costing more than there first bike
  11. Goofy, articulate and appropriate nicknames 
  12. Skilled in the many disciplines of the world of cycling 
  13. Seemingly unlimited bank roll
  14. Witty social media ride titles
  15. A signature gesture 
  16. Glorified crashes 
  17. Minimum 3 platform social media presence 
  18.  Zero off days
  19. No bad days
  20. Seemingly tireless energy amount


The key go to triggers for the cyclist anxiety.

2 comments:

Assman said...

Kroske?

Anonymous said...

The scene