Fonz...you know what Cunningham?

Rich..what’s that Fonzie...

Fonz..I’ve been thinking it’s been a long time since we talked about the most bad ass radical most over the top in my opinion shit...

Rich...gee Fonzie..I’m not sure what you mean.

Fonzie....

 1. Missy Giove

2 beating cancer

3 DI2 33K and no adjustments

4 embro

5 properly designed course without turns every 50 yards

6 psi on 33m tires lower than 27

7 Cook County "PinBall Playboy"

8 euro cross team kits

9 winning national titles 

10 winning from a field sprint

11 winning a race out sprinting your breakaway companions

12 small bikes

13 snoopy

14 Tailwinds

15 tall socks

16 gnarly run ups

17 the sound of a disc wheel at speed

18 campy

19 tall beers

20 RonC

21 properly setting up for a field sprint

22 thinking before you speak

23 shimano

24 5 watts/kilo for 20:00

25 BMATTER

26 Dybo

27 5 mile climbs

28 twist descents

29 Robert Heriman, (mainly in the 80's)

30 Kenny Stabler

31 any stylish matching kit from any year

32 chicks in flannel

33 Van Halens first

34 SJD

35 puking after a hard effort

36 legs with lact

37 groveling and still winning

38 Tomac

39 getting it in.........................................................no matter what

40 Lindsey Lohan

41 never knowing your mileage or speed

42 Kroske

43 50mm carbon wheels

44 carbon frames with slammed stems

45 Rihanna

46 Haters

47 Baywatch

48 cocaine

49 fire roads

50 the last minute and thirty seconds of Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath

51 The Wiz.................................................................................................................................

52 mtbing  in the 90's

53 chicks on Bmx bikes....................................................................................................that spit

54 Lancia Stratos

55 dropping weight

56 dropping assholes

57 dropping.....

58 blowing up 50 meters before you catch the break

59 Brittany Spears

60 Owls

61 being quiet...................................................................................................................and fast

62 The Grayling Giant

63 cross bikes weighing less than 17 pounds

64 courses smoother than your girlfriends ass

65 T

66 switchblades

67 lil Pony

68 Danny K.............................................................................................................. (when he is around)

69 significant others that "get it"

70 black..................................................................................................... anything

71 creeping while others are sleeping

72 bell lap

73 living with little

74 Mila Kunis

75 listening

76 KIDA

77 new Sidi's

78 Sassy Grass Green Pro tour AAR Cudas putting out more than 700 horse power

79 rhythm

80 the Bunny

81 Led Zeppelin

82 proper fit

83 PBJ's

84 hip bones

85 3-Dviolet

86 sitting in playing for "the sprint"

87 riding...............................................................................................................................anything.....

88 Katy Perry

89 not giving a shit......

90 putting out less wattage and still beating dudes stronger than you

91 overcoming

92 Johnny Cash

93 hamburgers....................................................................... anywhere

94 riding singletrack while others are commuting

95 ignoring ignorant assholes

96 not being ignorant asshole

97 drinking lawn cutting beer with my friend Chris who made his year in July

98 living to 100

99 anything made by Honda..................................................................................................anything

100 Dion Sanders

101 Big M

102 Torque Thrust D's

103 Tommy Clark ..........................................................................................(only on Facebook)

104 Eva Green

105 Ennio Morricone

106 Hermit Crabs

107 adapting

108 SIMONSTER

109 Legends and Whiskeys

110 Brinke Stevens

111 Polished lugs

112 The White Stripes

113 winning state championships

114 riding more................................................................ talking less

115 earning it and not expecting it.

116 doing it for the "right" reason

117 telling the person that needs to be told to........................... "fuck of"

118 the proper amount of cleavage

119 Shrek

120 The Who

121 the Black Ace

122 Pizza

123 Pappa T

124 BRX

125 the truth  and.....

126 being able to handle it.......................................................................and not crying like a lil bitch.....

127 STFU when you should.......... should shut the fuck up...........

128 Cinderellas    Night Songs

129 Smarties

130 Milford crit

131 the cougars that hang out there

132 Burning shit .......................................................................................................(especially plastic)

134 using your one punch your given each year on that fuckhead really deserves it.

135 the Hanson Bros

136 not butting in on peoples conversations see #22

137 Steve McQueen

138 F1 racing (in the 70's)

139 winning solo

140 Kyuss

141 Meat Wad

142 Brasil

143  bib shorts

144 The Donnas

145 The German

146 Dybo again

147 808's

148 Chole Sevigny

149 TIMMYF

150 skinsuits

151 birthday suits

152 going solo

153 going sockless

154 going tubeless

155 going bra-less..............................................................................(excluding woman from Taylor)

156 going top less

157 bacon

158 perfect eyewear

159 spending time.................................................................... not money

160 evolving

170 Hoffeners kit

171 Lemmy.................................................................................................................fuck you

172 ICEMAN.....................................................................................................................afterparties

173 matching Animal Print undergarments

                                                                                               174  Slayers 1st  LP

175 Dialed drive trains

176 never quitting

177 handlebars mounted on the headboard of your bed

178 Big-wheels ..............................................................................................(only if your under 10)

179 Darth Maul

180 Joan Jett

181 the lil Pony punching Saari out

182 Bostons "more than a feeling"

183 the sound of hopped up  two stoke engine........................................................... pre 1980

184 the smell of high octane fuel

185 Jimmy Page

186 Kate Moss

187 sram chains

188 bacon again

189 Black Sabbaths Paranoid

190 the speeder bike scene in Star Wars

191 the last patrol

192 Killing Islamic bastards

193 Kind Strong Bars

194 Fast courses

195 a clean bike

196 wind

197 riding solo fast

198 doing intervals instead of strava

199 Group B

200 Niki Lauda

201 never dabbing

Rich..oh That Fonz..I remember this..this is the big list of pretty cool stuff ...thanks for sharing. But whats the significance? 

Fonz..because Cunningham..its bout time ad our opinion and make this list alittle bigger..ya know Cunningham, its a good time of the year to reflect and be thankful for all the Rad Shit we can do, see and feel, and fantasize bout.

Rich, yeah Fonz and some of that stuff on this list seems dated ya know..Cuz that Tommy Clark guy is more than just funny on facebook, and well does anyone even use 808s any more?  and They dont do any crits and Milford any longer, and Gee Fonz i bet the cougars that used hang out there are Grannies...

Fonz..Cunningham your missing the point. just because things change dont mean they still are not Bad ass ..

Rich Ah...so Fonz lets hear the updated version...

Fonz..AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY slow down Cunningham..theres alot of dead spots in December..