1. She asks for mittens and a new comfy hat like she used have...
2. Only to make it easy on her lunkhead husband...she really wants three days alone with no one bugging her or waiting on her lousy kids hand and foot
3. Stores are filled to the gills with zombie like creatures searching for that perfect gift 
4. Despite the rise in online purchases to find the shelves raped and pillaged 
5. A official Lions jersey currently cost $180 dollars...wait till after the first of the year it will be 89.95$
6. He asks for a one Gallon can of Drylock and a 15 pounds of Hydraulic cement to finish waterproofing the basement 
7. She gets him an Cordless drill and a Starbucks gift card
8. Prices on everything have went up this holiday except liquor...thank god
9. People receiving gifts at the holiday that are atheists..isn’t that veered?
10. Bombcyclone has began, the cheese, meat, and snack food isle looked thinner than a 80s supermodel 
11. Every bicycle manufacturer has dropped prices on most of there bicycles by 200-300 hundreds, I guess the covid price hike gamble didn’t pay off
12. The United States would be a much healthier place if the days between Christmas and New year were dubbed  mental health holiday and the average citizen received some form of compensation 
13. Remember when USA cycling tried to put cross nationals in January 
14. That pretty much showed how much the American cyclist cared about CX
15. It’s almost another year, and I’m TMS and i can’t stand TMS..