1 Low mileage 

2. Died peacefully 

3. No strings attached 

4. Lifetime warranty 

5 Ridden very little 

6. Waterproof 

7. Bonds in seconds

8. 100% payback 

9. Easy to install 

10. One coat

11. Only slept with two people 

12. Stain free

13. Never tell a soul…

14. Heal up in a no time

15. Never remember a thing

I’m not Michiganscene