1. What in the hell are all these people carrying in those bags for a 2 hour ride?

2. Fuck there running 50 mm carbon wheels aero helmets but destroying there benefits with a loaf of strapped under there bars, does anyone just use a seat bag for fuck sakes ?

3. Do you really need a top tube bag to carry two gel packets?

4. Rule number, blah blah blah…when purchasing a 4k bicycle, don’t hang a 8 dollar barely visible blinking light on it, Dammit would you hang mud flaps from Autozone on your Ferrari?…probably..you hack…

5. Riding is not training…just saying 

6. Despite all the gravel tire choices, there are only about 3 that are completely legitimate 

7. Taking a day off the bike is not gonna decrease your fitness…

8. Hell..taking two isn’t either…give those tired ass old muscles a fuckn break.

9. Robots, Dinosaurs, and sheep…sad world…

10. There are two dudes lurking around the Ann Arbor area in Bora team kits, they  look pro as fuck.

11. Cross, is not gravel racing, Gravel racing is not cross..let’s get the straight 

12. People that don’t race bicycles don’t care if you race bicycles, and to be even more truthful most people that race bikes don’t care if you race bikes…

13. Oh you have sponsorship? So you get your nutritional products $1.43 cheaper than the everyday day Joe. Congrats 

14. Clean your bike once a week, and your underwear daily thank you

15. Your either an arrogant prick on or off the bike or your not..choose wisely..

16. Recover has hard as you train…despite what I said on # 7 and 8

16. Unfollow this blog please…