1. The Federal Reserve balance hangs in the faith of Taylor Swift

2. Corey Stange needs your help. That helmet…yuck!

3. The cycling world probably contains more white privileged human beings than any other sport known to man kind.

4. The current resale value of most cycling products is about the same as Michigan bottle returnable 

5. Big weekend for bike rides…pretty much got your pick! Watermoo, OretoShore..That Frankenmuth fondo.. 

6. Never before has Taco Bell’s menu sucked more than now.

7. Cross is coming…oh boy..the jury is out if TMS will pay any attention…

8.  Remember when Luke Mullis rode for Base Media?

9. Bells Oberon isn’t as good as I remembered.

10. Group rides are statistically more prone to accidents than riding solo

11. Cruise ships have gotten completely out of control. Wtf!

12. There was a race last weekend in Westbranch? The Sasquatch gravel grinder..Christ didn’t even know that one existed.

13. Was there a State road race this year? Or did I miss that too? 

14. The value of a human being is so low that no one takes hostages anymore.

15. I’d love to know stats of how many people really use tubular CX tires anymore in the state of Michigan, my guess…8 or less.