Monday, August 14, 2023

Stinky



You ever wonder what the stinkiest days of the week are?


Gee I never really thought about that much..


Come on this isn’t the first time you’ve been thrown under the bus! 

Uh..


I’ll give you a hint..in the world of a Strava athlete what are the two biggest days of the week for them to show case there amazing achievements?

Uh yeah..if there anything like me!! I love the weekend, whether it’s KOM hunting, a good epic big mile day, a trail rip, and even a crushing adventure on Zwift! Man I love the weekend! But why does this smell?


Well ya know when your out there doing that thing people do with there index finger and pinkie..what’s one thing that goes hand and hand with Sunday night and Morning? 


Well like for me it’s getting a good  night sleep and waking up to smash it again..


Come on I know for a fact I’ve flung this turd before..listen, if your lucky enough and or gonna allow people to follow you, and your going to follow others, at least have to common sense to give a little thumbs up once and while! People like to be acknowledged, yes..it seems like a small thing sure. humans thrive on love, and it feels to get that good cyberspace high five. It cost nothing, and let’s that hard working Strava athlete feel good that his witty named adventure garnered just tad bit of attention……but of course if your one of those smelly turds that you just cant flush and use the Strava ap, to track your self centered rides, or too just lurk around another ap while you sit and enjoy your favorite evening drink, go right ahead…



why wouldn’t you?



  





You Strava Turd…..



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