Tuesday, August 01, 2023

That Turd that doesn't flush


 Well just like that summer arrived and seems to be not wanting to stick around too darn long. I hope everyone isn’t working soo much they aren’t getting to do the fun stuff life has to offer..




But let’s really get to why I Jeff Foxworthy is here…

I haven’t scene, smelt or tried to flush a turd this big in many months,  I shouldn’t say just one turd, I apologize if I offend anyone with this double flush! Because there is no way only person can produce something this stinky .


If…

If..you go out for a nice little ride, and or race! And you seemingly feel the need to break the ride down into a bunch of tiny little rides…lets say more than 3......you might be a Strava turd! 

But why Jeff. Shouldn’t I do this?



Because you seasoned Strava athletes, It just clogs up the feed for others, and possibly making there feed far less prevalent as it gets pushed lowly down the line.


But..I do it to make it easier for planning segments, and charting workout gains..


Oh ..hmm ok…but..my friends…there are these neat little things you can do by using the interval buttons on your cycle computer…it will save time, and you will keep your followers happy and avoid the stink all together…sure its not as easy to record, but its a polite thing to do.


Oh..and one final thought…

Give Kudos…people don’t like to be followed by a non kudo athlete…or the next time you could be the turd that doesn’t flush!





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