1. Showing up to a race with a dirty bike..

2. Using white bar tape but not keeping it clean.

3. Your car dirty for more than a week…( traveling across country exempt)

4. Sitting in on a breakaway..then sprinting at the end.

5. Talking with your mouthful 

6. Pissing on the toilet seat 

7. Not covering your lunch up in the company microwave and letting that shit explode over everything 

8. Being a sexist, homophobic, racist in this day and age.

9. Half wheeling…exempt if you just started riding 2 minutes prior 

10. Locking your brakes up and yelling right turn or whatever gravel racers insist on doing..no one’s exempt from that shit..control yourself 

11. Letting your dog bark to all hours of the night 

12. Taking 2 plus hours to return a text…exempt if your dead

13. Referring to someone by there common nickname when your not close friends 

14  Being that butthead that holds the group ride up because you take so Fckn long to kit up.

15.  Gapping off while chasing the break..no one’s exempt..

16. Petting someone’s dog without asking 

17. Bunnyhopping shit in the road without calling it out the person behind you.

18. Drinking outdated beer..throw that shit out.

19. Liking someone’s Strava ride but not actually looking at the ride.

20. When someone gives you the hands for rolling a stop sign…..just give me the middle finger for god sake..

21. Not holding the door for the woman behind at any store, despite her appearance, age, or what’s not politically correct on her T shirt 

22. Sprinting from the hoods

23. Having two CX bikes but never ever pitting….

24 Buying 10 dollars of scratch offs and being picky as fuck while holding four people up that just want to buy gas.

25. Saying you never masterbate 

26. Bitching about the same shit….

27. Talking about your training program to people that don’t ride bikes..

28. Still defending the rim brake 

29. Lousy tippers..

30. Liking this shitty blog

Come on maaaan!