Monday, October 02, 2023


 The name of tonight’s game, cool points you either earn em or lose em, and well in some cases both. Nothing personal but style goes along way. 


I’m giving Scotty 5 cool points for the all black kit, another 5 for the red helmet and another 6 for the corresponding red lenses 


I’ll give Ryan an even 10 points for the perfectly matching helmet and jersey, but unfortunately I’m taking away all for the dated looking graphics…


The Eagle earns a solid 29 points for that very Euro long sleeve skin suit. The black helmet is only added bonus 


Style isn’t something that you just rely on every year, it’s cool to make the change, helmet, eyewear, and even gloves can make or break a also ran result 


Take time to have that emo kid at the local bike shop help you fit that new crush core properly …lose 15 cool points for being in a hurry 


Ayyyy..the purple gloves had me..15 cool points!


Take time selecting the right complimentary colors…


Nick might be learning the cross tricks, but his choice of helmets still has the Fonz pointing two thumbs down, the all white POC goes good on some people and certain kits, but on this day it looks like Nick raided the Baltimore Colts locker room back in 1978.  Loose 5 points and take another 10 away for wearing a cycling cap under what should be a comfortable helmet!


Despite getting gutted while earning his hard mans keep racing hard ass UCI races, Sam has an unbelievable style when it comes to the proper kit. Give the current state champion 20 points! 


Cycling clothing doesn’t last forever, contrary to popular belief it doesn't age like wine or whiskey, fabrics, cuts and style change. They last  at best two seasons, take time look that shit over, if the white isn’t bright anymore, the fabric feels itchy. Time for some new duds, don’t be cheap, 


This AAVC fella should sit Nick down and give him a few of the. 20 cool points I just gave him for a rather stylish set up. That grey helmet pulls it together…and the long sleeve skin suit!

 Again very Euro!


Ayyy..It’s Rib Selle..a new helmet, a nice summer tan 5 cool points for showing up!


Always loved this kit, but it might be time for a little upgrade, maybe throw in some color. Like fine wine above the kits don’t get better with age, no cool points for you.


I’m totally on the aero helmet bandwagon, but I’d be nerds nerd, to bet there hotter than Sally Carmichael 


Man first off I’m giving Joey, 25 cool points for the look of dying a thousand deaths, and he’ll give him 10 more because this is a fine example of a team kit that has made minor tweaks over the years…really like the purple..

Man I really hope Joey is ok..


Ron Catlin won a national mtb title..he can rock whatever he wants..25 cool points because this dude is a all TMS badass..


Abus game changer, white Tifosi 

White Wolverine’s kit.

10/10 25 cool points..


If felt you received cool points or had points taken away from you unfairly…

Ayyyy…this is a dumb..and these opinions purely just another random assholes opinionated blog




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