1 . Wing it/ Plan it…wing it..I’m not a robot…

2. Group/SolonDepends ..solely depends on the company…Solo if everyone is a bunch of half wheeling assholes..

3. Stealth black/Ghostly White. second one…black ain’t black anymore…

4. Micro brew/ Big brand belch cans…there again depends on the color if want something dark, I’ll take a shot.

5. The Pony/Simon..the Pony..no disrespect to Simon despite the past few years results, the Pony has the keys to the camper.

6. Road/Gravel…gravel to train on..less likely to not able to visit Santa Clause the upcoming December..road to race because it’s fun and more often than not dudes can turn the corner without skidding 

7. Bunny hop/Dismount if you are under the age of 34 have raced cross more than 3 seasons and your still dismounting..go directly to the car and go home.

8. Flow/Skill…no flow without the fundamentals of skill

9. Hours/ Kilojoules…energy over time

10. 40k/20k..no mere mortal wants to suffer for almost an hour

11.2 lap/ 1lap mtb time trials….see above 

12. Hard tail/Full suspension..Hardtail if you have more than three kids under the age of 14, and are not living on old family money. Full suspension if no matter how many kids you have and worked your ass off for your money..

13. AC/DC/Van Halen…the before..they were just more gritty…

14.Yes/No..no more because you can’t survive without boundaries 

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