1. Riders upgrade quickly..eeer when there was such a thing. 

2. How about improves quickly..

3. Race car track race series

4. Riders race every week

5. One token city Crit a season….maybe 

6. Up and comers crash often, and laugh it off

7. Ralph Buckingham looks to be the wheel to follow for the sprint..

8. Pity there are no other bigger races to challenge him more closely to home

9. Shamburger was rolling good a few weeks back..until he rolled on the ground 

10. The guy with the second smelliest helmet next to Corey went to Iowa to seek the truth

11. The Black Ace was rumored to be there to win the old old guys race at once during the holiday weekend 

12. No official road race state championship date has been set….maybe a 100 mile Waterford? ..don’t you laugh…you know you would consider it…

13.The official Crit championship is more like a circuit race than a game of skill and guts

14 rumored..you must travel out of the gene pool to avoid cross breeding

15.  Riders wattage numbers are often held higher than there actual placings among fellow competitors 

16. Often more seasoned riders choose to train alone than travel to the same hamster weekly wheel

17. It’s June first and still no announcement for a Zeeland Twighlight  crit.

18, Waterford Grand Prix weekend….wake me up when it’s all over…

19. Are the rumors true…is he really planning another attempt at a comeback 

20. Man I miss the bunny, the Evil dude..the Bissell mafia…the Black Ace….heck at this point I’d take McBride back for a little spice..

The current roadscene…

 Haters will say….its just Wednesday on a different day…..

 

 

Is this a joke?  

why are we still talking about this guy...

 

Cycles is a dangerous toy…

 

 

 

 

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun,

I started humping volcano's baby when I was too young,

I started surfing the madhouse, and I decided to stay,

I got an itch in my cosmic pocket and it won't go away,

Instead of dragging your swamp for your lost love

Come to me I'm your living crop circle, 

yeah

Like a lamb to the slaughter, like a peach in the sun,

I'll curl you up in my flame pit baby until your way over done,

I came up from the ground, I came down from the sky,

And I'm grabbing her knees like a worm with a mission,

Cause I'm made out of salt and I'm made out of coal,

And I live like a king in a ?

Instead of 'make you a man', 'make you a monkey'

Throw your head in the living crop circle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Nice shoes..

 

 

 

 Slay the day 

 

 That fender bruh….nice attempt..

 Man..I miss Ts Basement 

 Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed.”

 OMG

GREAT MOMENTS IN TMS HISTORY

 

Fuck masters racing.

 A bunch of old men convinced that there is still some sort of value in winning the Michigan 45-55 Masters Crit. No, there isn’t, you are old, stop kidding yourself and give up. Your ultra-light carbon bike with matching zipp carbon bull shit looks just as stupid as your beer gut. Stop pissing your money away on stupid shit, and try to actually race again. Oh, and riding 220km every weekend didn’t make you fast 20 years ago, and it won’t make you fast now. Give up, or try to do something less stupid on your bike, like loose weight.

Fuck juniors.

Yeah, the children. Put them at 8am every race, and patronize the hell out of them. Give them a pair of socks for winning a crit. Or better yet, nothing. They are too young to matter anyway. Sounds like this one is already done for me.

Fuck Cat 5  through 3.

 Yeah, because getting 3rd at that one crit totally means you need a P.R.O deal on a bike and race fees. You are an idiot who is inflating everything about the cycling industry to the point where no one new wants to join. Why do bikes cost so much, because you fucking rob companies and LBS or any profit. Give your “team” bike back, and quit telling your “friends” that you race bikes at a “semi-pro level”. You are the epitome of an amateur, and it is about fucking time you realize it.

 Cat 2 and 1.

 Where the fuck did that ego come from. Yeah that family of 3 that actually watched your sprint finish were impressed. But they will forget about you faster than all of the friends you have abandoned to pursue your “career” in cycling. The only thing that differentiates you from Cat 3 is nothing. It is all in your head, just like most of the life you lead right now. And you are too old to ever make it anywhere in cycling.

 Domestic Pro.

Once again with the attitude. You travel around the US to ride a bicycle in a circle. Just think about that, and wonder what gives your life meaning. Maybe you should get a twitter like Adam Myerson, and bitch all day long.

International Pro.

Cycling is fucking stupid anyway.

hatin....or flat faced truth....

 Bicycle Heaven…chix dig it…

 

 i actively go out in public looking like a mess, specifically so that no one talks to me.