1. One line for honest people willing to pay park fee
2. Another line for all you cheating bastards that don’t have the park pass
3. Lake life
4. Beach life
5. Hey Dad, when you’re done cooking for the entire family reunion, why don’t you pass out from having to blow up my play house
6. Under agers looking to sneak some
7. Young horny dudes looking to score some
8. Subarus at one end of the lot
9. Jacked up redneck trucks at the other
10. Only one shitter at the trailhead
11. Free for all on the trail
12. Hikers going one way
13. Runners going the other
14. Don’t mind me
15. Dogs on leashes
16. Dogs not on leashes
17. Dogs on leashes with 10 feet of slack
18. Might as well be #15
19. Everyone’s annoyed
20. Old crusty dudes from the 90’s still riding with bar ends
21. Does anyone wear Lycra anymore?
22. Overgrowth in full effect
23. There will be blood
24. New sections have the old head dinosaurs up in arms
25. New sections have the NKOTB giddy
26. New connector to DTE that’s two way
27. What do you mean you assholes get to ride bikes here now?
28. Over/Under on when the first head on collision takes place (if it hasn’t already)
29. Have fun cleaning the climb to reconnect to Poto
30. Who puts a fucking cone in the middle of this bombed out dilapidated descent that was already sketchy enough???
31. Go this way
32. No, go that way
33. Turn around Sir, you do NOT have this

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