Tuesday, September 24, 2024

You might be a Strava turd..

 Well, good evening!


It’s been a long time and not to say I didn’t really miss this place but you gotta take work when works available and well sitting around the old Homestead I figure it was about time. I get back in the grind at least for a little while I suppose.

Hot topic



Let’s jump into it we all know or I think most of us know that frequent this place what this time of year is?


Yep Yep, it’s fall autumn! Days are getting shorter the nights are longer and a little bit cooler leg warmers are being brought out and long sleeve jerseys are now at the top of most of your drawers. We’re gonna have those occasionally warm days but heavy sigh they’re going quickly.


But more importantly, what are the weekends like well, if you’re a cyclist and if you’re a “ Racer “it means what the old timer say full tilt boogie on grass for about an hour 

unless you’re getting your butt lapped and take about eight minutes off that!

What does this have anything to do? You’re probably asking with Strava? Well, the significance of cyclocross is that it requires a warm-up if you’re doing it right, it also should be concluded with a cool down. And because the events are short and concise for the most part, it’s v and it seems very popular to double up and race and extra class or two.


That also means is that it’s highly likely the Strava turds or not yet Strava turds may I say feel compelled to download every movement they make on that crisp Sunday afternoon warm-ups, racing, potty stops, cool downs, and hell maybe just one more to make it an even number. 

I’m sure I touched base on this before, but it’s always good to get a little refresher

 stay with me on this one. It’s a tad long-winded.

But unfortunately, If all your friends and followers on this beautiful app are smelly is you? It’s not a big deal, but I’m sure you have faithful people that just Love to Kudo your rides, but I’m sure not all of them like to spend two minutes swiping through all of your ridiculous downloads. I know the last thing I want to see is CJ Strohmeyers on my mobile device for more than 4.5 seconds. Do us a favor if this is just an accident and how you’re tracking device is set up that way not a big deal.


but when you get home at night and you sit down and you’re going over your stats looking back on missed opportunity for the podium, cut the fat out of your feed and save us all a goddamn headache having to look at your this smelly excrement. its just the proper thing to do.

  


Well goodbye for now. Hope you have a joyful weekend and if you need to make sure you put a little extra right guard on just in case.



Cya Jeff 





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