1.Awe come on baby girl, you’ve completely ruined the aero advantage of those beautiful $1900 Hunt wheels with a 24$ handlebar bag from Temu. Shame on you sister..

2. Gravel Gauchos.the ChilliCats..Rump Rangers…Swatta Fly, Up the Old Dirt Road cyclery..where do they come up with these names..

3.MISCA kids riding bikes worth more than my car, and having temper tantrums about there equipment.

4.. Yo Phart. Bikers..yeah I know you think your the clowns of the scene, but do us all a favor and throw the Douche Flute away and buy a proper fckn bike….

Why do it be like dat?

4. Getting stink eyed for wearing spandex at any local loop

5.Open, 3T, Carbon wheels, Bee Boop drivetrains etc. Doesn’t anyone just ride junk anymore..wholy stinky fingers where do these people work

5. I don’t care how much god dam data you show me…I’d rather ride a 2001 Cannondale cross bikes with 33 mm tires at 58 psi. Than ride one of those god forsaken hideous Lauf fork equipped bikes..

6. Dudes that bitch about course conditions…like really bro.. u the only one that has to ride it? Do me a favor 

go soap a hole..

7. Hey you sir, and yes…Miss Alice B toe clips, your expensive GRX drivetrain is meant to go forward, I know it’s fun to do that back pedaling thing but stop looking so surprised when you drop that chain and get it lodged in between the chainring and that fragile carbon fiber bottom bracket..

8. If your gonna bring your rescue pooch with you, make sure it’s well behaved Butt Crack Jenny doesn’t have time to break up hood rat things, she’s got a race to facilitate..

9. Why in gods name do you need a frame bag, handlebar pouch, and a fanny pack to ride a bike for 1.5 hours? Jesus we still cant come to grip with this. If you think you might get stranded, Hell I’ll give you my AAA card number and save you some money and about 9 pounds nylon and canvas…

Why do it be like dat ?

10. E-bikes…love n hate him all the same but for crying out dont try and justify yourself and say actually ride regular bikes…LIAR..

11. Your wife and kids are seriously concerned over your last Rapha Purchase…the matching blueberry jersey n shorts might be a bit much for pasty your rather pale skin tone

12. Wearing shoe covers that are clearly not waterproof in a frickn downpour …guess folks like soggy socks.

13.He rides all the time, but doesn’t win any races…?

14. Would you eat your morning oats and soy milk off out of the toilet bowl? No than why in the hell haven’t you changed your booger covered bar tape since the solar eclipse?

15. TMS ranting on soft issues for some..

Why do it be like that.