40. Wax On, or Wax Off? if you're not waxing your chain like a AVN celebrity waxes there... your the first loser 

39. A new shop opens in Auburn Hills to cater to the high end crowd.... seems like a veeered time to open a bike shop.

38. Handlebar tape got really fckn expensive!

37. Despite a very limited road scene, Waterford was a hit or miss.

36. Weenier dogs challenge doodles for dog status amongst well known scene owners 

35. Phart bikes make a slight comeback 

34. We still think there dumb and slow 

33. Unless you are Jordan Wakeley

32. He could be fast pushing a grocery cart full of Natural Light

31. Prices on most overpriced Specialized bikes begin to drop by mid summer 

30 SRAM drivetrains and brakes take on nearly as much hate as the above mentioned 

29. AAVC upholds the ghost and continues to bring crit racing to scene for 4 weeks out of the year 

28. Alexey rides like a pure Bad Ass all summer

27. The Grand Rapids Gran Fondo is the underground state road race

26. By mid June the Turbo boys finally hook Corey up with a new lid.

25. Just two days later he was scene training in his old stinky one!

24. GodSpeed bicycles makes a big push to be the Michiganscene brand

23. Former Port city crit champion Keegan K was MIA most of the season due to a bad back 

22. The Morning Cranks were somewhat social media quiet this year

21. Dad Yankus wins the final edition of the Moran 160

20. Ron Stack tries to sell a rim drive turbo trainer for $250.00 it was later reported he claimed it was a cocaine induced bender that led him to that post.

19. Riser road bike bars make an appearance and have more than a couple of folks wondering why…not a taller stem!

18. Junge sadly misses the Hyde park repeat 

17. TMS releases limited run of stickers and distributed them free of charge, sadly non have even surfaced on any social media account  

16. New Archive gets left off the August 23rd Friday 15 kit post despite having a very stylish set of duds

15. Ralph Buckingham wins the State TT

14.Nolan Vanderslag...woops em at Custers last Stand MTB race

13. The State Time trail is moved to Monroe Michigan

12. Ron Stack lists a Bell magnetic trainer for 140$, later blames this one too much caffeine

11. Specialized releases 50 limited edition Crux bicycles, for a mere 15K, Pity they sold out before you could even hit the want button…

10.  Rhonde VanGrampien happened looked like a great well run event and even better they capped that shit at 450 riders…greedy the MittenVelo crew are not! Sadly it looked more like a local group ride though

9. Connor Kamm he treated it like it was The National Championships and made it look like  child’s play..

8. Junge heads over seas and gets the full Euro CX Treatment

7. Someone anonymously offered a small sum of cash, Venmo, bitcoin..to buy the rights to TMS..

6. Big Luke shows up to the State crit in some creepy white onesie

5. Cam Timmer wins the ADA crit!

4. Despite wearing the stars and stripes. Burke skips nationals

3. Kyan Olshove suffers a mechanical mishap at the worst time during ICEMAN 

2. Tim Sarri has 2008 form and looked great all fall, and topped it off with a podium at nationals 

1.Winning another State CX title Junge saved enough in the tank to almost top 10 Elite CX nationals