1. An injury…until its healed at most …then enough, move on…

2. Break up..a week at best depends on how long you were dating 

3. Divorce..man! tough if you caused it shut up.. her three months..maybe six depending on bad you got kicked in the nuts 

4. Last race..3 days max, and most of never tell the story to people that don’t even race, they really don’t care.

5. Death of a family member..until you heal

6. Death of a pet…twice as long as above

7. Biggest win…once..

8. Worse crash…once a year

9. Vacation. One day..

10. Date night…meh next morning 

11. Best sexual experiences…a gentleman never tells stories 

12. Worst sexual experiences..see above..

13. Disagreements with a spouse…don’t even go there just stop we all got problems, no one wants to hear you piss n moan, about every day shit.

14. Complaining about co workers..might cause number three so just stfu already 

15. Poor service at a restaurant..in the car ride on the way home..after that zip your lip chump!

How long you get to babble about shit..