Wednesday, May 14, 2025

This is it, we have compliled what we think is the most up to date and concise group of kits in the Michiganscene, we apologize if your current kit did not make the list but we did throw out an invite for submission, and well as one of the many admins of this shitty blog I did what I could to round up those that didn’t get submitted…

First off thank you, for giving us this chance to share with the scene these lovely and well not soo pleasant threads. The polls open up tomorrow, but before we let you the scene decide what’s worthy of the SLAYER points, TMS will have there worthless opinions. 

How we judged these are simple, color, design, and originality. The level of talent under the jersey has absolutely no bearing on the overall. We wish we could include helmets as the extra credit points…

Ah uno what

It’s our blog fuck it extra points will be awarded or deducted because of helmet choice..

It’s simple best possible rating..5 SLAYER points…



We love this kit, the colors simple catchy n clean..and when paired with that Giro helmet it rules 
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Best Wolverine kit in years, the neon is a very nice addition
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Rock Road is due for an update..
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Joe had us at stars on the sleeve and it’s signature 
HAUL ASS on the back! the matching bibs pull it together 
it’s a solid 🤘🤘🤘🤘



COSDI, originally it would came in much lower but 
When Dan n the Boys switched to the Kask Protone..
We bumped them up a point only thing keeping them from a perfect score is the color choice, it’s about 2 years ago.
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Time RBS, to switch it up, color way is fine but the graphics are almost as dated most everyone on Flo helmet of choice 
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Wheels in Motion it works..I guess but it doesn’t pull me in
 Shop kits rarely stand out 
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EOT, the quiet gathering crew notoriously known for for picking up washed up masters racers and old aging Cat 1$..
Every year the up the style with there simple design, but highly punctuated colors.
Add in there one off helmet wrap..holy Fckn flying turd balls…a complete level up 
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 I expected more out the long standing Cadieux folks..sadly they can’t even come close the the black n white kit of 10 year ago, bland boring, and just plain flat.
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Man..I want to love the throwback Turbo/ Base media kit, I really do..
but I just can’t it’s too soon to do a throwback..
if this would of Been 3 years ago..they would of ranked much higher as we loved the neo retro look of the black kit…I almost felt like they didn’t give that enough time, we were really hoping for an all purple and orange Atari themed kit….🤘🤘🤘



 Ok, we have loved this kit since day one, somewhere in this group lurks a very creative graphic designer, and a smart marketing genius..call it gawdy and over the top..but we call it big, bold, and lots of NASCAR like logos…gives me a Lightning McQueen vibes…
the pink kit is by the most powerful jersey I’ve laid eyes on since the Bells beer days. The Gratten only kit is ok..I totally see where they were going..maybe a brighter shade of yellow would have sealed the deal. 
And well they have taken some shit over the UCI logo thing..yes I was initially a little grumpy about it too.. until I stepped back and realized they got a pretty good sense of humor, and did it for chagrins…a sense of humor is beautiful thing.
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The Adams sport group has had some killer designs, this one is no exception, the only thing I’d change is maybe the font the boys are using..
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I love this kit…domt know anything about them …but they had me at rad…not over the top solid🤘🤘🤘



Despite looking very similar to my pjs, the 3T garb is nice it’s hard to go more solid than the first issue with those crazy Briko helmets but it’s close and the blue giro is a nice complement 
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If you have been around as long as TMS you might recognize how Tricky cool Seth is and how smartly he used the old Vision Street Wear logo to incorporate his own!
Very very rad..and it works!
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Not sure if Mitten Velo is still using this current concept but it goes with any color helmet just fine…
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Hard to keep track of what kit the Bike Shop boys are using
Unfortunately no SLAYER points can be tabulated 



Don’t know a dam thing about BIKE. 
It’s nice, simple but to give a proper sense of what it means I can’t
Colors work great though 
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Morning Cranks EVO..
The Cranksters suit is due for an overhaul it would of been 5 SLAYERS two years ago now it’s only
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The EVO kit is middle of the pack at best
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Athletic Mentors added the purple a few years back and definitely helped that dated suit but not even Yan Dankus can pull up to the top of the list 
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Red Arrow is too close to the 3T kit to send out two fisted SLAYERS..
I did like the use of the red shorts though 
That took balls…
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AAVC it’s a club team, safety matters, 
and the fun over the top neon is much better than the all blue kit..
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The two man wrecking crew of Broom Wagon works has steadfastly kept the blue/red kit relevant and it still works today, you can top it off with most any lid and still looks great 
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Good old Racing Greyhounds..been around as long as Corey’s smelly helmet..
Not a lot of pop here on this current outfit, the argyle always seems like a go to when your trying to fill negative space..too white for my taste, need something else
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Ah the Leadout boys, Not sure how current this kit is well, keeping up with the current trends is costly with

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The Sleeves and colors saved this kit from being passed over Its refreshing to see the that not every star is the same color 

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Polls opens soon..

Thanks for all your support 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bromiels kit 🔥
Glori is refreshing to the pallet
Cosdi pop of color 🤌
RnR consistent but needs a new look
NAs have always been eye appealing but over the trolling UCI
biked is weird like saying their name

Anonymous said...

Update
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tRejE38iMGgKylMkzuv6eKkIfZhAwD_B/view?usp=drivesdk

Anonymous said...

Slayer sucks buncha of babies that won’t play in the rain

Anonymous said...

This blog needs an update