1. People riding with full face helmets at Island Lake. 

2. That new Canyon grizl handlebar thing 

3. When any old metal band performs a free concert.

4. Doing the same rides/loop on a weekly basis 

5. Jer Fckn Walker attending a Michigan gravel race

6. Cyclocross racing in early August 

7. Any flavor other than the original Oreos 

8. That beverage called Long Drink

9. When any band that already had a farewell tour…..does limited appearances after the fact.

10. Grown men cargo shorts, and white socks

11. Posting your workouts and or wattage numbers

12. A person that doesn’t like animals.

13. Trying to eat a Big Mac while driving.

14. Always training in your “team kit” …pros exempt 

15. This blog..

What the end of the world looks like…