1. Dam fools bet ya already thinking bout how much you be missing Waterford worlds 

2. Folks be thinking I dunno Connor Kama is probably on Yan Dankus mind while he be taking his first dump the morning of any gravel race.

3. Still debating the rim brake vs disc brake thing?

4. Margee Gesick, stumbling around a rock infested single track looking for pogs ain’t Ts cup of Java

5. Show me your mom bod and T will let you catch a ride on this twisted metal bike 

6. Is it true that S company cheapest bike bike now costs the American taxpayer 750 dollars..god dam we need Dave Massey now more than ever 

7. I overhead some fool ask if we winning yet, i dunno bout them but I am because I don’t give two shits, my buddy said it’s gonna be a wild ride..and I’ve been buckled in since the day.

8. The brown food diet is a real thing look it.

9. Right this very moment there be some fool that hasn’t changed his bar tape since last July, let that sink in 

10. And they dudes got poop in there beards, imagine there handlebar tape…yuck

11. That crunch wrap thing don’t impress me much

12. Don’t give me any advice, just feed me.

13. Do narrow bars save watts? hell I dunno I don’t even ride anymore 

14. People expect too much outta people, lower your expectation's never be let down 

15. I like it when TMS was a little more edgy, and less so soft.

16.Oh really tell me more about how you perfectly executed that gnarly sand trap enroute to your 7th place finish 

17. You throw SLAYERS to cookies, I throw SLAYERS  to laughing at your silly ass

18. Dam girl you almost had me on the OF page until came out just asked me to send you money for nothing.

19. It’s Velodrome season…no it’s Zwift season..no no no it’s cross season..

20. I’m thinking bout crashing one of the ICEMAN after party, and wearing a Trump costume and declaring it inappropriate, just so I can get a proper beat down by everyone in the Michiganscene 

21. There is high probability that whoever is reading this right now hasn’t done a power test in over two years 

22. Now tell me about how your training is going..

23. Someone should start offering start money to all the local hot shoes that don’t cross, just to make interesting 

24 Remember when CX was hated because of some of the goofy course.

25. You think climate change is a joke? When’s the last time we had cold as fuck, snowy CX race..?

26. I should come around here more often. You need my sarcasm.

27. Drinking black coffee is underrated

28. People asked me why I don’t do music anymore because that button inside me is no longer there

29. The way I see it. I’m the CEO of myself. I have the ability to hire and fire the people around me to keep my company running something to think about…

30  If you start your day listening to Foreigner, remind me to hand both barrels of shotgun to you asap!

31. Shaving your arms and your body fat is more than 4% chances are your therapist is lying to you 

32. I don’t like little kids..there I said it

33 I don’t like religion 

34.  This place hasn’t been the same since I left….

35. We are living history right now. Keep your eyes open.

36. Sometimes this blog isn’t all about bicycles and Broads, but sometimes it is

37.  Everyone has a drinking problem, although it’s up to them to consider it a problem 

38. I gotta see if I can find the keys to Tuesday with Lemmy

39. Oh shit I just found the ones to Lenny’s house of style..

40. What ever happened to the Red Arrow cycling club? They still relevant